(This is my No-L greeting.)
It's Santa Clause
Probably quite a few - it's a Christmas movie starring Macaulay Culkin.
That's the only time anyone actually looks for Minh's spies.
A Christmas stalking.
The barmen says β they prefer to be called strippersβ.
Because it's not him who buys the presents.
Ho Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work." His boss says, You know something Ho Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you, I go to my wife and ask her for sex, that makes everything better and I go to work. Try it." Two hours later Ho Chow calls again. "I do what you say and feel great, I be at work soon. You have a nice house too"
You know that Christmas comedy movie that came out in the 90s with Macaulay Culkin.
Tater Thots
The guy behind the counter said to my dad, "Are you going to put it up yourself?".
Dad replied, "Don't be disgusting, I'm going to put it in the living room."
Too many ho ho hos!
A ho-tell. That's where she would go to get something off her chest.
"You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling.
"Ho, ho, ho!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.
Cuz I get all the ho ho hos!
He called my daughter a "ho". 3 times!!!
Nothing ... itβs on the house.
(Ho Ho Ho)
But he did call her a "ho" like three times.
i said " Ho Ho Ho please"
He called my daughter a 'ho'! 3 times!!!
Escar-ho.
I picked the wrong weekend to quit cold turkey.
A hoTall
Horse: enters a doctor's clinic clears throat Doctor: You have ho(a)rseness
Sheβs Claustrophobic
A milk truck
An Investigator
Not happy !
To the Ho-Ho-Hospital
because there was mo of it
When he got there, a woman extended her hand.
"Good afternoon, sir," she said. "My name is Patricia Wack. How may I help you today?"
Kermit replied, "Hi-ho, Patricia! I'm Kermit the Frog, and I would like to borrow some money."
They walked over to her desk and sat down.
"Certainly, Mr. Frog--"
"Oh, just call me Kermit."
"Okay... Kermit. How much money would you like to borrow?"
"Ten thousand dollars."
Mildly surprised, Ms. Wack looked intently at Kermit.
"Do you have any references?"
"Well, I suppose I could use my father, Keith Richards."
Ms. Wack froze for a second, then...
"THE Keith Richards?"
"Oh, yes. In fact, he told me he's friends with your manager, which is why I came in here."
"Okay... Do you have any collateral?"
"Excuse me?"
"Collateral. Something of value, like a car, or a boat..."
"Oh, yes! I do have something. I have this."
Kermit reached into his briefcase and placed a small figurine on the desk. Patricia looked curiously at the object, then at our amphibious friend.
"What's this?"
"It's a Hummel."
"A what?"
"A Hummel. They're supposed to be quite valuable. Well, at least this one is to me."
She picked up the Hummel and stood up.
"If you don't mind, I would like to show this to the manager."
"Oh, no! I don't mind at all!"
So, Patricia took the Hummel to the manager's office, knocked on the door, and walked inside.
"Patricia! What can I do for you?"
"Mr. Wilson, there's this... frog named Kermit at my desk, and he wants to borrow $10,000, but he has only this for collateral."
Mr. Wilson looked at the Hummel, then out to her desk.
"I don't see anything out of order here."
"But, Mr. Wilson--"
"Look, it's a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
That's a ho-ho-horrible idea!
He has too many ho ho hos
