Yu Puns

A list of puns related to "Yu"

Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.

(This is my No-L greeting.)

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👤︎ u/DemonDuJour
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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Who's Yu?

People always tell me to fuck him

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👤︎ u/9elevenGuy
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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TIL: During the Ming dynasty, there were two princes Hu and Yu ready to take over the throne. Hu was older, but a unlucky man.

Hu died and made Yu king.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 26 2018
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haha got yu!! jmowatcartoons.tumblr.com…
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👤︎ u/yourmumsalawyer
📅︎ Apr 03 2017
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How did Chinese-American business man Robert Nigel Yu get free money from the bank?

When the teller asked for his name he said, "I am Rob N. Yu."

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👤︎ u/AziasThePrius
📅︎ May 17 2017
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I knew this girl named Val Yu...

She worked at Walmart, it was great.

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👤︎ u/joshuamckenzie444
📅︎ Jan 19 2017
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I just hired an Asian lawer...

Her name is Sue Yu.

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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What did the Japanese street fighter say when he met the American?

R yu Ken?

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👤︎ u/Capn__Brunch
📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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Learn Chinese in 5 min

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...

  1. Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
  2. Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
  3. See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
  4. Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
  5. Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
  6. Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
  7. I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
  8. I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
  9. It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
  10. I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
  11. This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
  12. staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
  13. He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
  14. Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
  15. Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
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👤︎ u/edg0023
📅︎ Sep 18 2018
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My wife couldn't make up her mind

Me: Of all the Yu's in China I'm sure there's no one called Pleezing

Her: What do you mean?

Me: There is no pleasing you

*Cue sarcastic moaning

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👤︎ u/RichardDawkings
📅︎ May 11 2014
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I am guilty of most of these.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjl1-UW4sYU
I assume this is relevant.

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👤︎ u/Jsciz
📅︎ Sep 07 2013
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