Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.

(This is my No-L greeting.)

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Who's Yu?

People always tell me to fuck him

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👤︎ u/9elevenGuy
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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TIL: During the Ming dynasty, there were two princes Hu and Yu ready to take over the throne. Hu was older, but a unlucky man.

Hu died and made Yu king.

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📅︎ May 26 2018
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📅︎ Apr 03 2017
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How did Chinese-American business man Robert Nigel Yu get free money from the bank?

When the teller asked for his name he said, "I am Rob N. Yu."

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📅︎ May 17 2017
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I knew this girl named Val Yu...

She worked at Walmart, it was great.

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📅︎ Jan 19 2017
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I just hired an Asian lawer...

Her name is Sue Yu.

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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What did the Japanese street fighter say when he met the American?

R yu Ken?

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📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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My wife couldn't make up her mind

Me: Of all the Yu's in China I'm sure there's no one called Pleezing

Her: What do you mean?

Me: There is no pleasing you

*Cue sarcastic moaning

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📅︎ May 11 2014
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I am guilty of most of these.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjl1-UW4sYU
I assume this is relevant.

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👤︎ u/Jsciz
📅︎ Sep 07 2013
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