I fart a lot around her, so I hope to have a few toot jokes in there. Any thing helps
"What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I'm away at college now but he never fails to send me a few dad jokes!
My mom’s friend is trying to write a card for her husband for Valentine’s Day, and he loves gnomes. Shes trying to find gnome puns to put in the card associated with Valentine’s Day. Please help because I don’t know any good gnome puns.
My daughter said this while discussing Valentine’s Day card ideas.
“We could put Swedish fish in them” “Yeah and?” “Then you write, you’re my SWEETEST fish”
I audibly exhaled. And I’ve never been more proud.
I am making cheesy valentine-like cards for my fellow Adventure Monkeys--a name that was dubbed to the group I did humanitarian aid work with in Guatemala. For our last meeting tomorrow, I want to bring cheesy valentine-like cards, but I'm having trouble coming up with a silly pun. I'd like to use the words Quetzal (national bird of Guatemala) or Monkey (for our group) if possible.
Any ideas? I need your brilliant pun minds!
Dad: Do you have a date for Valentine's day?
Me: Yeah, House of Cards and a long car ride.
Dad: Well, I do
Me: Ummmm, okayy?
Dad: Yeah, it's February 14. I thought everyone knew that.
Me: Why do people send out Christmas cards?
Dad: Because it'd be awkward if they sent out Valentine's day cards
Me: ...God dammit...
