The day was raining like fish blown up by dynamite. The only jacket I had for the situation was fire Red with layered protection from such fish. I'm going to my college computer lab, trying to get my 24 hours of time in there done. It requires you to sign in with your student ID.
"May I see you card?" the teacher asks.
"Sure... So, how much time do I have allotted?" I asked after she signed me in.
"Huh? Oh, wait, sorry, can I see your card again? "
"Wait, I don't own a Cardigan"
Being an English teacher, she smiled and caught it quickly, "No, your card, but your jacket might suffice otherwise."
Edit: This might be too much setup for a stiff joke.
"You know, one would have been enough."
I guess it's worth a shot.
Bastards.
I told him it's because they are stationary
That's right. The steaks were pretty high.
.. Only got 20%Off
She shouted back from the other room "It's an ultimatum."
on Sonday.
So I'll wear a cardigan
Sharon is Karen
...My dad told me to snap out of it.
Only been getting 25% off.
Straight flush
Qui-Gon Jinn
I’m having a hard time dealing with this.
Must be from my Uncle Ben.
It was my climb-it change.
I only managed to get 20% off.
Cost me an arm and a leg.
Me: its a sweater and no you can't have it.
When it's Solid-air
I’m a Rachel Brosnafan.
It meant a great deal to me.
So I am trying to think of something to put on our family’s Christmas card. The only thing I can think of is “hindsight is 2020”.
I am however 100% sure you amazing people can come up with something much better for this dumpster fire of a year.
So far they have spent less than her everyday, so I'm not saying anything.
The King of Spade.
because his teacher was crappe
"You know, 1 would have been fine"
...that’s right, the steaks were pretty high.
He said “Thanks Son, but one would be enough”
The steaks were getting pretty high
“You know, one would have been enough.”
“You know, one would have been enough.”
He turned towards me and said, "One would've been enough, son."
I’m having a hard time dealing with this.
