What is a Jedi's favorite card game?

Qui-Gon Jinn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Curmudgeon1836
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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When can card games break the laws of thermodynamics?

When it's Solid-air

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wholesome_cream
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If horses would play cards, what kind of games would they play?

5-card stud or stirrup poker?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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The card game

A few years ago, was playing a card game with my frisbee team. We were competing in a frisbee tournament for spring break, and we had discs lying all around the Airbnb we were sleeping in. After playing the first few hands, I realized I didn't know what to do with my old cards.

I asked my teammate where I should put my used up cards. They pointed to some cards lying in a frisbee.

It was a disc card, discard pile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phaesporic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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My pun-making card game "Puns of Anarchy" got 4,000 pre-orders thanks to this sub! kickstarter.com/projects/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnideOctopus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Marriage is like a card game.

At first, you have two Hearts and a Diamond, but at the end, you'll want a Club and a Spade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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I recently had breakfast with Tenacious D while playing a game of cards

Nothing like playing blackjack with Jack Black over a stack of flapjacks

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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I was talking to my fiancΓ© about the card game Uno today

She told me it means nothing to her.

I told her it meant one.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Life is like a game of cards

Mine is very solitaire-y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayforder
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Wanna play a game of Card Against Manatee ?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanillin-Nebula
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Sex is like a card game

if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swaggerkid_2005
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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A card game was going on until one man was caught stealing from the deck

Furious, they would have hit him with a club if they had one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cpsn95
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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What card game touches your feelings the most?

Poke-r.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Saw a top ten list of card games today

Uno is number one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tenaciousliam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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Why’s it so hard to play card games in the jungle?

Because there’s too many cheetahs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ksloop
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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I told my wife it's funny that I can't beat my friend in a certain card game, but win against him every time in the online version.

I guess when I'm using a mouse something just clicks.

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