Mothers Day Cards Puns

A list of puns related to "Mothers Day Cards"

Mother-in-law is in Prison. Need a good prison pun for Mothers Day Card.

So the hardest part is it has to be uplifting/cute like all the other mothers day cards, can't just be a simple jail/robber pun.

So far I got:

You're ex-cell-ent mom!

I'd break into a maximom security prison for you!

Hope your mothers day is on point! (with a diagram of a shank)

^((But they're kind of trash))

Ideas from others:

Most people have a mother-in-law but I get to have a mother-outlaw! u/tcbst15

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👤︎ u/vitamorior
📅︎ May 02 2019
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Help with puns for mother's day cards

I'm making Mothers day cards for my mother deli co-workers. I kind of have have an idea for one of them (http://imgur.com/3FKyto0) I want to play on deli themes.

Prima Della is one of the brands we use, others are Hormel, Charlie's Pride, Sara Lee, and Jenny O. In the deli we have a deep frier and hot case, meat/cheese slicers and make sandwiches/salads.

Any fun plays on words for any of those that would make a fun PG-PG13 card? Nothing too vulgar, I work with these ladies

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👤︎ u/SparkyDogPants
📅︎ May 09 2014
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Dad asked me to get a Mother's Day card that he'd find funny

http://imgur.com/QN9AElv,bwZknVk

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👤︎ u/amnesiajune
📅︎ May 14 2014
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I told my dad about the Applebees mothers day card post.

"Those cards probably have something shitty inside of them" He proceeded to giggle and asked if I got it.

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👤︎ u/hayleybird93
📅︎ May 12 2014
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