There are plenty of ill eagle drugs for just such emergency.
And for easy storage, they're all within the same hot dogs.
Because that would be in cider trading
or when he shows up immediately? an insta-gator
and if he's well-dressed? and in-vest-gator
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We weren't taking shit from anyone that day
Things are really getting out of hand...
Jesus!
I want to be a bouillonaire.
I hope to become a bouillionaire!
My accountant said it would be a sound investment.
He became a bouillon-naire
He goes by Darth Trader
They asked me to please Hold. ππ€²
Now thatβs humerus
But most people called it a laughing stock
One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!
Green Day!
I told him it would be a sound investment.
I just wanted some company.
I walked in and stole some guy's Rolex.
I guess I have to keep holding it.
They were preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario
Investigator
But now I have bullions!
but hindsight isn't 2021.
What an Oxo moron
They are preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario.
Business has been Brisk, baby!
It's the Wurst-kΓ€se-scenario
...she was an LPN.
We had a Don't Bother Checking account.
My first pet only had 3 legs, and it was a centipede.
Mom had one bra, and it was a lease.
For breakfast we ate Lieutenant Crunch.
My first spoon was monogrammed though ("1/2 TSP").
We were too poor to even say "awesome." We had to say "awefew."
We sat at the campfire and made S'Lesses.
My pillow only had one side.
Repossession was 9/10 of the law.
Five kids had to share one shoelace, and instead of toenails we grew toe staples.
Our scotch tape was scots-irish.
(I'm allowed)
My first shower came with sound effects and a lightshow.
One year Santa had to bring stockings.
The next year he filled them with nooses.
I did have a jumprope with a rattle on the end. And fangs on the other.
Other kids hunted eggs for Easter but we just died.
Would you like a few shares of my hedge fund?
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I call it the "Al Gore Rhythm" method.
He loves Tibet.
Because doing it yourself is a paste of wine.
It was the count of Montyβs Crisco.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
Laughing stock
Mostly beef, chicken, and vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
The Wurst KΓ€se scenario has arrived.
It became a laughing stock.
