Birthday Cards Puns

“You know, one would have been enough.”

I’m having a hard time dealing with this.

Love Shaq

He said he utter-ly loved it!!

Then he said "Don't spend it all in one place."

It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,

About Six-tea years to date,

Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,

her cupious amazing traits

Her balanced demeanour

Her Kindness and (earl) grace,

rooibost sense of humour,

too many to name in this teany space,

to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,

let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,

While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,

It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.

She commented, "that's an odd amount." I told her for being a math honors student, I would think she'd recognize that 46 is an even number.

She rated my comment a 6 out of 10 on the Dad joke scale.

What did the grape say to MisterB78?

You’re such a grape dad!

I know exactly who sent it.

It was my Uncle Ben.

But part of me feels justified because one would have been enough

https://imgur.com/gallery/JMrrqp9

It wasn’t a big deal.

“You know, one would have been enough.”

He turned towards me and said, "One would've been enough, son."

I’m finding it hard to deal with this.

Y’know, one would have been enough.

Y'know, one would have been enough.

"you know, one would have been enough"

“You know, one would have been enough.”

"You know, one would have been enough."

I find it extremely difficult to deal with.

“One would have been enough.”

I find that very hard to deal with.

You know, one would have been enough.

"Just one would have been fine!"

“You know, one would have been enough.”

You know, one would’ve been enough!

He looked at me with tears in his eyes and said "You know, one would have been enough."

He burst into tears and said, "one would have been enough son. "

I find that very hard to deal with.

I’m having a hard time dealing with it.

“You know, one would have been enough.”

"You know, one would have been enough."

"You know, one would have been enough."

I find that very difficult to deal with.

"You know, one would have been enough."

“Fucking reposter disgrace,”

I find it very hard to deal with

“You know, posting this joke once would have been enough”