Painted a Christmas card for a friend who hates puns....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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The only gift I got for Christmas was a deck of sticky playing cards.

I’m having a hard time dealing with this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Just opened a Christmas card and rice fell out.

Must be from my Uncle Ben.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pengu_62
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Dad joke christmas card? βœ”οΈ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mythologization
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Hi, I'm Poseidon. Just had to share this. I'm so proud of my boy. He's already working on his Christmas cards for this year, and I walked by and noticed what he was writing in each one.

Sea son's greetings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Avengers Christmas Cards imgur.com/a/uzRlS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shatonamime
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2013
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I got my son a gift card for Christmas. I told him not to spend it all in one place.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/genericbrand2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Fish puns for Christmas card

Need a fintastic fish pun for a Christmas card. Tunat hold back, be as cheeky as you can be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/das_ahndie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2014
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My son wants a video card for his computer for Christmas.

Does Youtube sell gift cards?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drumlin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2016
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What I wrote in the Christmas card for my in laws

Anything You want

Ps- I asked my wife what I should write in your card. She replied "anything you want"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyCKing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2016
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My little brother just wants a bunch of steam gift cards for Christmas

Dad - "I have plenty of steam son, I can get you that for free."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magik_man_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2016
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Need a seriously punny Christmas Card

My bf likes to think that he's king of the puns. Help a girl dethrone this bastard with the ultimate punny Christmas Card. HALP.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evie_b
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2014
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Taking a family photo outside for our Christmas card...

... and it's cold and I want to go inside, so I start suggesting indoor pictures.

Me: "Let's take a picture by the fireplace. Or the piano."
Dad: "How would we get the piano out here? Think, son!"
Me: ...
Dad: [laughs uproariously at self]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Habefiet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2015
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This Dad: "This will be the greatest Christmas Card of all time"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/illogical_thunder
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2013
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From my cousin's Christmas card this past year

http://imgur.com/vJRdXPO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HortonUke
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2014
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I need a pun about chips for a Christmas gift

So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tazzles26
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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2020 Puns for this years Holiday cards

So I am trying to think of something to put on our family’s Christmas card. The only thing I can think of is β€œhindsight is 2020”.

I am however 100% sure you amazing people can come up with something much better for this dumpster fire of a year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shosh27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Need help coming up with a Pun

I'm not sure where else to post this but I hope this is the right place.

A close girl friend of mine is a fine artist that specializes in greeting cards with funny/cute puns/lines on the front and since I am moving away in December I wanted to create a Christmas or Thank You card one for her. Some examples are Bonne Fett (with a picture of Boba Fett holding balloons, and You R2 Cute (with a picture of R2D2 and a heart). Essentially she does a lot of cultural references that can be put onto a greeting card.

The two things she loves in this world are Egg McMuffins and Chinese Coconut buns. Could I get some help coming up with a Christmas/Thank you Puns using one of those ideas I can put on a card?

Thanks so much!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g0th1k4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
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Christmas joke request?

My Christmas card theme this year is bad puns/dad jokes. I need an especially groan worthy one for my boyfriend's card. Any suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goaskalice3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2016
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He dadjoked us while opening Christmas presents this morning.

My family got my father a few gift cards to restaurants as some of his Christmas presents, and he says, "Wow, a 198 gift card!" We all stare at him, confused, until he explains: "Two gift cards for the 99 Restaurant!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tidbits_and_bytes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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Dad never fails

Me, reading from Christmas card: "Dedicated to all those who have passed this year."

Dad, nodding in agreement: It's good to recognize those with a C-average, at least.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebatmask
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2013
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A Christmas dad joke

Me: Why do people send out Christmas cards?

Dad: Because it'd be awkward if they sent out Valentine's day cards

Me: ...God dammit...

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2013
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'Tis the season for dad jokes!

I found this on a christmas card, and as someone that loves dad jokes more than life itself, here is goes

"What does Santa say when he walks backwards?"

"OH OH OH!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crassified
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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Opened a Christmas card today and rice fell out

Must've been from my uncle Ben

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rossmoyes7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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