I’m having a hard time dealing with this.
Must be from my Uncle Ben.
Sea son's greetings.
Need a fintastic fish pun for a Christmas card. Tunat hold back, be as cheeky as you can be.
Does Youtube sell gift cards?
Anything You want
Ps- I asked my wife what I should write in your card. She replied "anything you want"
Dad - "I have plenty of steam son, I can get you that for free."
My bf likes to think that he's king of the puns. Help a girl dethrone this bastard with the ultimate punny Christmas Card. HALP.
... and it's cold and I want to go inside, so I start suggesting indoor pictures.
Me: "Let's take a picture by the fireplace. Or the piano."
Dad: "How would we get the piano out here? Think, son!"
Me: ...
Dad: [laughs uproariously at self]
http://imgur.com/vJRdXPO
So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.
So I am trying to think of something to put on our family’s Christmas card. The only thing I can think of is “hindsight is 2020”.
I am however 100% sure you amazing people can come up with something much better for this dumpster fire of a year.
I'm not sure where else to post this but I hope this is the right place.
A close girl friend of mine is a fine artist that specializes in greeting cards with funny/cute puns/lines on the front and since I am moving away in December I wanted to create a Christmas or Thank You card one for her. Some examples are Bonne Fett (with a picture of Boba Fett holding balloons, and You R2 Cute (with a picture of R2D2 and a heart). Essentially she does a lot of cultural references that can be put onto a greeting card.
The two things she loves in this world are Egg McMuffins and Chinese Coconut buns. Could I get some help coming up with a Christmas/Thank you Puns using one of those ideas I can put on a card?
Thanks so much!
My Christmas card theme this year is bad puns/dad jokes. I need an especially groan worthy one for my boyfriend's card. Any suggestions?
My family got my father a few gift cards to restaurants as some of his Christmas presents, and he says, "Wow, a 198 gift card!" We all stare at him, confused, until he explains: "Two gift cards for the 99 Restaurant!"
Me, reading from Christmas card: "Dedicated to all those who have passed this year."
Dad, nodding in agreement: It's good to recognize those with a C-average, at least.
Me: Why do people send out Christmas cards?
Dad: Because it'd be awkward if they sent out Valentine's day cards
Me: ...God dammit...
I found this on a christmas card, and as someone that loves dad jokes more than life itself, here is goes
"What does Santa say when he walks backwards?"
"OH OH OH!"
Must've been from my uncle Ben
