What's something a drug dealer would never ask?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Why should you be worried about your daughterβs vegan drug dealer?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Why are plumbers the worst drug dealers?
They are always showing their crack.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
How do you call a skinny drug dealer?...
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Never trust a shoe salesman who doubles as a drug dealer
As a sole provider they'll likely get you something that's laced.
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︎ Jun 10 2020
What's the similarity between a person with rheumatism and a high school drug dealer
They both have bad joints
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︎ Jul 25 2020
You'd never believe that Hank Hill quit his job at Strickland to become a drug dealer
He now sells cocaine and cocaine accessories
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What does a duck say to the drug dealer
He says βwhereβs the quackβ.
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︎ May 15 2020
a drug dealer is selling drugs
a woman and a man walk up to him
she then says "weed like some"
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︎ Jan 27 2020
The local drug dealer in town started dressing as a Jehovahβs Witness so as not to arouse suspicion.
He was arrested when cops saw people actually letting him in.
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︎ Sep 03 2018
What do a drug dealer and a comedian have in comon.
They both crack people up.
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Drug dealers these days...
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︎ Apr 29 2020
My drug dealer is a funny guy.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
A bird addicted to drugs goes to their dealer.
Trying to get their fix, they buy a quaailude.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
What do you call a mob hitman who only kills low-level drug dealer?
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︎ May 17 2020
Recently bought a pair of shoes from my local drug dealer...
Donβt know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day...
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...
Don't know what they were laced with, but I was tripping all day.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
I bought some shoes from my drug dealer
I donβt know what he laced them with but Iβve been tripping all day!
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︎ Apr 26 2021
Never buy shoes from a drug dealer...
I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer the other day. I donβt know what he laced them with but, Iβve been tripping all day....
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︎ Mar 08 2021
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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︎ Feb 12 2021
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I bought some new shoes from my drug dealer today...
I have no idea what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...
Donβt know what he laced them with, but Iβve been tripping all day
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︎ Oct 11 2020
I bought a pair of shoes from this drug dealer yesterday
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping the whole day.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I donβt know what he laced them with, but Iβve been tripping all day.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Bought some shoes from my drug dealer
I don't know what the hell he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day
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︎ Jul 27 2020
The other day I bought some shoes from a drug dealer
Man, I donβt know what he laced them with, but Iβve been tripping all day.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Bought some shoes from a drug dealer
I don't know what they laced it with,but I've been trippin' all day
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Why do younever buy a pair of shoes from a drug dealer?
Because you don't know what he laces them with and you'll be tripping all day.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day
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︎ Aug 17 2020
I once bought shoes from a drug dealer...
I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day
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︎ Jan 24 2020
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer
I donβt know what he laced em with, but I was trippin all day.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
I bought shoes from a drug dealer
Iβm not sure what he laced them with, but Iβve been tripping all day
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︎ Feb 24 2020
I just bought these new shoes from a shady drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, not sure what he laced them with...
But I was trippin all day!
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︎ May 18 2020
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today
I donβt know what he laced them with but I was tripping the whole day.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
I bought some shoes from my drug dealer
And I don't know what he laced them with, i'm tripping all day
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︎ Mar 19 2020
I recently bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer
Not sure what he laced them with but i have been tripping all day.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
My drug dealer cracks me up.
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︎ Jun 04 2018
I just bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer
I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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︎ Dec 06 2019
I got these shoes from my drug dealer
I donβt know what he laced them with but Iβm trippinβ
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︎ Dec 30 2019
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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︎ Aug 07 2019
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I donβt know what he laced them with, but I was trippinβ all day.
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︎ Jan 10 2020
I bought shoes from a drug dealer one time
Idk what he laced them with, I was tripping all day!
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︎ May 05 2020
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