Doled out a Dad joke whilst at work in a hotel kitchen.

I'm a kitchen hand, and we take these big containers the chefs fill with dirty pans etc to clean the contents. These containers are called warwicks (pronounced "WORRICK").

I took one of these warwicks, and the chef next to me thanked me. As a response to his thank you, I just said "hey mate, no warwicks!"

Chef turned to look at me in disappointment, and almost dropped a pan of garlic prawns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RevenantCommunity
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2014
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As part of my community service, I had to hand out cans of pineapple to needy families...

I Doled it out.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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I got my family yesterday on Father's day while eating pineapple sorbet.

We were at Disney marveling at the amount of pineapple sorbet they serve you (for $5, that is) when I said:

"Man, they just Dole it out, don't they?"

My brother just stared at me.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2015
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