I was snowboarding with my dad (who was skiing) and he pulled this.

Setup:

  I didn't have enough speed to get past a flat area that we reached, and we were on our last run of the day. I had to unbuckle one of my boots and pushed myself to the slope. My dad was worried that we were running late and they would send ski patrol to guide us down. (We got on the lift last minute)

  The joke:

  dad: "what are you doing?"

  me: "I was getting close to the wooded area (there was a fork) and I didn't want to run into a tree"

  dad: "well hurry up and let's skedaddle ski-daddle"

  I didn't get the joke until I was going back downhill, so he didn't hear how hard I groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erynfi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2017
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No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...

β€œI play a little guitar!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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1 week before Grandad died we bought him a snowboard...

...he went downhill very quickly after that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeeBitVideo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Why are snowboarders so good at doing presentations?

Because they always use slideshow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flaxsee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Why did the hungry snowboarder stick a hand warmer in his pants?

He was craving a hot pocket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hexspades
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Why don’t snowboarders make good plumbers?

Because they only know about half pipes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zero_ben
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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I tried to make a joke about a rocket powered snowboard

It went downhill fast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GimmeThePizza
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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My kids told me my puns are going downhill

I told them the only puns I have going downhill are the ones about skiers and snowboarders.

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He got me after we ate lunch

My father and I were snowboarding and we stopped for lunch and we both ate. I had a burger, he had a bowl of chili. Didn't think much of. Later we get back on the chair lift and he just won't stop FARTING. He says to me, "Man that chili gave me a lot of gas." to which I responded with, "No shit." to which he responded, "Not yet." *cue shitty laughter from him and a slightly annoyed son.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2016
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Dad pulled a classic during the Winter Olympics tonight.

Family was sitting down, watching the Snowboard Cross finals

Me: "Man, it'd be cool to be in the crowd for this"

Dad: "Yeah you'd probably find it so cool that it's actually cold"

25 years into his life as a dad and he's still going strong with the classics.

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