I was caught cheating in a big tongue-twister tournament

The judge is bound to give me a tough sentence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it failed miserably.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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What do you yell at a Chinese board game tournament?

Go Team!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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A youth soccer team that won gold at a tournament also stopped a thief that same day.

And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ninety-five95
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I went to see a basketball tournament in Mexico

It was all fun and games until it became Juan on Juan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/givemeyoursacc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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How long does jousting tournament last?

Until knightfall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valakaydin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Why did President Trump lose the golf tournament?

All his mini strokes put him above par.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saintpetejackboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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There's a new tennis tournament for English nuns.

It's called Wimpledon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TzarGinger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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What's the best way to watch a Fly Fishing tournament ?

Live stream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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How does Sir Lancelot ship his armor to the jousting tournament?

U.S. Mail Over Knight Express

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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Is anyone else worried about all these basketball players overheating during the NCAA tournament.

You know, since they're playing without the fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegrnlantern
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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How did Eddie Money get himself and a friend into the backgammon tournament?

Two tickets, two pair of dice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djvaller
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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TIL that Tiger Woods always brings an extra sock with him to his golf tournaments.

Just in case he gets a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinityglitches
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpatil1982
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Did you see the face on that politician after they won a cephalopod bribery tournament?

It was quite the squid pro glow!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the golf tournament?

In case he gets a hole in one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megyamn
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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How did the apple win the boxing tournament?

With a fruit punch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dashielover
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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I met my wife at a scrabble tournament 20 years ago...

In September we’re going to renew our vowels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yennicita
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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Did you hear about the sheep's jousting tournament?

It was a real baa-lancing act.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Tennis tournament in progress

  What, it's still going on?
  Isn't Wimble-done yet??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tqgibtngo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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Have you heard about the man who lost the toe sucking tournament?

He tasted defeat.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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I was worried the snooker tournament would start late...

But it was right on cue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonjiseason
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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My aging dad decided to enter a kickboxing tournament

He's not athletic, and he'd never fought before. I thought he was crazy to even enter it, but he said he had a plan to win: he would wrap his feet in underwear. I didn't see how that would help, but he surprised us all and went undie-feeted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2017
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Why did the dog lose the arm wrestling tournament?

Because he fourfeet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SharkyMarkySD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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What do you call a communist basketball tournament?

Marx Madness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sirloinofbeef610
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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I was barred from a recent foam-firing toy tournament for lighting my darts on fire.

They didn't approve of my scorched nerf policy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gralatus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aromipesa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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It would be impossible to host a professional hide n seek tournament

Since good players are hard to find

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-k_i_l_r_o_y-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I tried organising a hide and seek tournament...

But I really struggled to find all the good players.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMaelstrom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Why is organizing a professional hide-and-seek tournament hard?

It's hard to find good players.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KomodoJo3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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After my son’s team won the tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us to a party afterwards.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but it was a complete disaster.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, their goalkeeper invited both of us to a party to celebrate.

It was the father, son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited us for a party afterwards.

It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Live stream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNefelivata
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I’m trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I’m having a lot of trouble.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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I tried to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but I eventually gave up.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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My idea of a professional Hide and Seek tournament failed miserably.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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What's the best way to watch a fishing tournament?

Live Stream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeossin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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I’ve been trying to organize a Hide and Seek tournament, but it’s not easy.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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I tried to organize a professional Hide and Seek tournament, but couldn’t do it.

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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