What do you call a knight that jousts all the time

Sir Lancelot

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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I met a knight at a joust today that had to sit out because there were uneven sides.

He was Sir Plus.

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📅︎ Jan 30 2017
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How long does jousting tournament last?

Until knightfall

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👤︎ u/Valakaydin
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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The inventor of time travel has died in a tragic jousting accident

RIP: 1976 - 1130

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📅︎ Jun 11 2020
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How does Sir Lancelot ship his armor to the jousting tournament?

U.S. Mail Over Knight Express

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Mar 09 2020
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Have you heard the tale of the knight who lost every single jousting match?

His name was Sir Render.

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📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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How long does a jousting match last?

Until knight fall.

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👤︎ u/coffee_cow
📅︎ Oct 01 2018
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I dressed up as a jousting lance for Halloween, but nobody got it.

I thought it was pretty straight forward.

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📅︎ Nov 01 2019
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Did you hear about the sheep's jousting tournament?

It was a real baa-lancing act.

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📅︎ May 24 2019
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What is it called when a knight farts during a jousting match?

FlatuLance.

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👤︎ u/Facio
📅︎ Jul 28 2018
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Fuck
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📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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The knights of the round table all had a unique set of skills

Do you think Sir Lancelot was good at jousting? Or just really liked it.

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👤︎ u/itwasme
📅︎ Aug 16 2020
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Knights

Why did the knight bring an extra Lance to the tournament?

Joust in case he needed it.

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👤︎ u/DonBeanass
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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Dad joked my wife after Medieval Times

The other night, my wife and I went to this corporate outing at Medieval Times with work. For those who don't know, it's a pretend jousting tournament with a bunch of food and no silverware unless you ask for it. The Knights also ride around on horseback and try to keep everyone involved and have a good time.

So one of the things they do, is give a 'favor' to to people in the audience. Typically, pretty ladies and little girls. My wife got such a favor (carnation). Gave her some mock jealousy, and our evening continued.

So on and our way home, I asked:

"So, how was your night? "

" It was pretty good. "

" Good. How about your evening? "

She's still glaring at me, three days later.

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How long does a jousting match lasts?

Until knight fall

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👤︎ u/MuadLib
📅︎ Oct 06 2018
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How long does a jousting match last?

Until Knight fall.

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