I like stories; always have, always will.
I like The Rising of the Shield Hero; always have, always will.
So I decided to write fanfic. ^(oh god what am I doing with my life, I went to college to be an engineer, I hope my parents don't find out about myne body pillow, err my...Raphtalia body pillow. Let's go with that.)
You can read it here. It should go without saying but SPOILERS!
The Rising of the Shield Hero: Alternative
Scathing feedback on everything is welcome. I'm dead inside anyways.
I'm not happy with the formatting, I just haven't gotten around to doing something about it.
Also I totally used a thesaurus for the word Contretemps.
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... keep reading on reddit ➡Okay let's try this again, people had issues with the embedded link on mobile when I posted chapter one last week.
I'm happy enough with chapter two to upload it. I've been staring at it for the past 24 hours but if there are any glaring spelling, syntactical or other stupid mistakes just call me out and I will bury my head under my^ne pillow in shame.
This chapter is really long, over 12,000 words. For my sanity's sake I don't think I will try to write, revise and polish this much again in one week.
Disclaimer Don't read this at work. Not only is it NSFW(ish), but you aren't being paid to goof off. Yeah, I see you Kevin, I already told HR. ^(Wait what? I'm being fired for using company time to write my fanfic! What about Kevin?!)
