A few Star wars day jokes to celebrate.

Why did the stormtrooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the droid he was looking for.

What do you call a bounty hunter who is always busy? Boba Fett-up.

What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot-Be.

Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you get if you cross a Rancor and a snowman? Frostbite.

What do you need to smuggle contraband past the Empire? ChewbaccaLuggage.

Why did Anakin cross the road? To get to the dark side.

Happy forth!

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