My kids fought for a long time over a device to measure angles

It was a protracted battle

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RatherBeSkiing
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Who is the king of the pencil case?

The ruler.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DeadBirdToABlindKid
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Had a leak in the roof last week...

Me: "I can do it!" Wife: "We need a professional." Me:"But those roofers are always working some kind of angle, the work is protracted, and the cost is steep!" Wife:"Don't be obtuse."

She won.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/blindfactotum
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