Protractor: measures 90 degrees Protractor General: SQUARE UP!!
But it gets the point across
It was a math made in heaven.
Because Amateur-Tractors don't know what they're doing!
But a ruler? That's where I draw the line.
I think my dream of becoming an excellent farmer will not be realized any time soon.
So when my teacher told me to use a protractor I had no clue what i was doing
They use protractors.
I’ll never be a protractor.
In his home was a protractor, a calculator, and ruler. He was arrested for carrying weapons of math instruction.
He had bought his protractor in school.
Because they're protractor
I got arrested. They found a ruler, a pencil and a protractor. I was charged with carrying weapons of math instruction
A protractor
My little sister was talking about doing mathematical proofs and she said "well, in the step I use a protractor to measure the proper angle, etc..."
Dad: "Well you sure can't use an amateur tractor for that!"
She said she "needed a protractor". I asked her if an amateur one would work. Wife has been giving me the stink eye ever since. Totally worth it.
A man carrying a ruler, a protractor, and a calculator was arrested tonight for being in possession of instruments of math instruction.
