If protractors went to war with rulers

Protractor: measures 90 degrees Protractor General: SQUARE UP!!

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📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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Wife needed a protractor so she printed one out. It wasn't perfect

But it gets the point across

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👤︎ u/CrazyR6Guy
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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Why did the protractor marry the calculator?

It was a math made in heaven.

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👤︎ u/urak47
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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Why do we use Protractors in geometry?

Because Amateur-Tractors don't know what they're doing!

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👤︎ u/Talon184
📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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Protractor

Not for amateur farmers.

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👤︎ u/MrVilborg
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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I'll use a calculator, I'll use a protractor, I'll use an eraser, and I'll use a compass...

But a ruler? That's where I draw the line.

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👤︎ u/nzsmartass
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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My friend broke my protractor.

I think my dream of becoming an excellent farmer will not be realized any time soon.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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👤︎ u/Ahydron
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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Ive never used a tractor before

So when my teacher told me to use a protractor I had no clue what i was doing

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📅︎ May 31 2021
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How do farmers measure land?

They use protractors.

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📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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I hate that this made me laugh
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👤︎ u/NiaC56
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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No matter how hard I study farming and angles, I’m doomed to be an amateur.

I’ll never be a protractor.

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👤︎ u/tvkyle
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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A math teacher was arrested today

In his home was a protractor, a calculator, and ruler. He was arrested for carrying weapons of math instruction.

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👤︎ u/John_r628
📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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My friend graduated with a degree in geometry was well prepared for his career as a farmer...

He had bought his protractor in school.

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📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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Why do farmers vote for mathematicians?

Because they're protractor

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👤︎ u/TheMasonX
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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Police harassment

I got arrested. They found a ruler, a pencil and a protractor. I was charged with carrying weapons of math instruction

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📅︎ Aug 29 2018
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What type of tractor makes the best circles?

A protractor

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👤︎ u/huffe
📅︎ Oct 10 2017
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My dad dropped this one on my younger sister who is in high school

My little sister was talking about doing mathematical proofs and she said "well, in the step I use a protractor to measure the proper angle, etc..."

Dad: "Well you sure can't use an amateur tractor for that!"

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👤︎ u/YosefSum
📅︎ Nov 14 2013
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Our exchange student was doing math homework.

She said she "needed a protractor". I asked her if an amateur one would work. Wife has been giving me the stink eye ever since. Totally worth it.

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👤︎ u/B92JOHNSON
📅︎ Oct 06 2014
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A man was arrested...

A man carrying a ruler, a protractor, and a calculator was arrested tonight for being in possession of instruments of math instruction.

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