Until knightfall
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His name was Sir Render.
I thought it was pretty straight forward.
Until knight fall.
It was a real baa-lancing act.
FlatuLance.
Do you think Sir Lancelot was good at jousting? Or just really liked it.
He was Sir Plus.
Why did the knight bring an extra Lance to the tournament?
Joust in case he needed it.
The other night, my wife and I went to this corporate outing at Medieval Times with work. For those who don't know, it's a pretend jousting tournament with a bunch of food and no silverware unless you ask for it. The Knights also ride around on horseback and try to keep everyone involved and have a good time.
So one of the things they do, is give a 'favor' to to people in the audience. Typically, pretty ladies and little girls. My wife got such a favor (carnation). Gave her some mock jealousy, and our evening continued.
So on and our way home, I asked:
"So, how was your night? "
" It was pretty good. "
" Good. How about your evening? "
She's still glaring at me, three days later.
Until knight fall
Until Knight fall.
