46 Hilarious Feel This Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I feel like this meme fits in here.

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👤︎ u/iuseredditandimbored

📅︎ Oct 27 2020

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I feel kinda stupid and kinda proud for coming up with this (drawing on a phone is hard)

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👤︎ u/no_tak

📅︎ Sep 24 2020

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I feel like this year was all about butts and twerking

You know what they say, hindsight is 2020

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👤︎ u/nee316

📅︎ Oct 31 2020

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I feel pain looking at this

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👤︎ u/Rbooth05

📅︎ Aug 09 2020

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Verbatim account of a conversation with my son at breakfast this morning that makes me feel like I’m dadding well:

Son: “I hate crumbs.”

Me: “That’s not cool. Crumbs never did anything to you.”

Son: “Well I don’t want to eat them.”

Me: “And they don’t want to eat you.”

Son: “Crumbs can’t eat anything, Dad. They don’t have a mouth and they can’t swallow things inside them.”

Me: “What if there’s a river of crumbs going into the ocean and a duck lands on them and it’s like quicksand so the duck gets swallowed up at the mouth of the river of crumbs? I’d say it just got eaten.”

Son: “And I’d say you’re ducking weird.”

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👤︎ u/VeryLastBison

📅︎ Sep 09 2020

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I feel this pun in my bones

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👤︎ u/heputmystuffinjello

📅︎ Nov 06 2019

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Am I the only one who feels on edge about this?

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👤︎ u/moses10960

📅︎ Jun 04 2019

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I feel like we can make this into a dad joke... /r/Showerthoughts/comment…

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👤︎ u/BlkStang08

📅︎ Mar 01 2020

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Feel like this belongs here too /r/britishproblems/commen…

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👤︎ u/wetfloorsign12

📅︎ Feb 25 2020

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Not too sure what to feel about this.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 02 2018

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im not sure how i feel about this

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👤︎ u/101012432

📅︎ May 11 2018

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I just don't feel like I click with others in this sub

I'm always doing it by myself. Since you're here, you probably do too :P

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👤︎ u/onejdc

📅︎ Feb 04 2020

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I feel like this counts..

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👤︎ u/Splinterscope

📅︎ Jul 29 2019

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I feel nothing but shame for making this.

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👤︎ u/nodnarb232001

📅︎ Apr 14 2019

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Feel free to use this in your presentation

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👤︎ u/PundoraBox

📅︎ Jan 18 2019

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Wow you know what this feels like?

A Wednesday.

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👤︎ u/Abram-olo

📅︎ Jan 01 2020

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Ahhhh, so this is what hindsight feels like.

Happy new year of 2020 jokes!

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👤︎ u/PrincessYukon

📅︎ Dec 31 2019

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My son keeps trying to swim inside the house... So I came up with this idea that I’m starting to feel REALLY GOOD about.

In door fins!

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👤︎ u/fatherfinger420

📅︎ Dec 09 2019

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This feels like the right place

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👤︎ u/dannydeemz

📅︎ Mar 24 2019

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Hope this post didn't make you feel down.

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👤︎ u/Gamerpedia15

📅︎ Jan 12 2019

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I feel so unfocused this year

...hopefully things clear up in 2020.

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👤︎ u/hibdob

📅︎ May 09 2019

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Man: "Doctor I feel like a supermarket" Doctor: "How long have you felt like this?"

Man: "Ever since I was Lidl."

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi

📅︎ Sep 12 2019

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I feel like this belongs here reddit.com/r/DirtyJokes/c…

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👤︎ u/ForeseenDynisty

📅︎ Apr 12 2019

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I feel like this belongs here.

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👤︎ u/Whoisthat42

📅︎ Oct 11 2018

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With all of this gene modification I feel like we should be having the talk about

Gene-“ethics”

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👤︎ u/Zalot

📅︎ Aug 13 2019

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Repost from r/memes. Feel like this should be here

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👤︎ u/lucatchu947

📅︎ Jan 11 2019

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Should I feel bad for making this in Paint 3D?

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👤︎ u/TheMrNarwhal

📅︎ Feb 06 2019

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Is it me or does this sub feel abandoned!?

http://i.imgur.com/hoyHvyJ.jpg

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👤︎ u/mc_88

📅︎ Aug 26 2017

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I found this small stick with one end coated with a material that can be ignited by frictional heat. It made me feel loved, wholesome and beautiful.

Like a match made in heaven.

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar

📅︎ Apr 06 2019

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I feel like this goes here

“That’s what” -She

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👤︎ u/EJustice1

📅︎ Feb 04 2019

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I flew home to Canada from Europe yesterday. I woke up this morning and said to my dad "my arms hurt. I'm not sure why. I feel like I worked out or something". Without skipping a beat, my dad:

"Huh. Must be from all that flying you did"

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👤︎ u/Stepharachide

📅︎ Dec 16 2018

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I feel like every dad says this around New Year’s Eve

See you next year!

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👤︎ u/MoistPizzaRolls

📅︎ Dec 31 2018

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I made this to send to people after I make a pun. Feel free to use it, or make it onto a tshirt/phone case.

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👤︎ u/monster6195

📅︎ Jul 24 2017

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Turned 30 years old today. Didn't feel old - until I made this joke..

Hey man! Happy 30th birthday..about time!

I know! Took me 30 years to get here!

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👤︎ u/Boston__Massacre

📅︎ Nov 27 2017

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I haven't shaved in a week, not sure how I feel about this beard but...

it's growing on me.

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👤︎ u/ghost_dads_dad

📅︎ Jan 02 2019

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With this recent heat wave, I can't help but feel bad for the pigs.

They've got to be bacon

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👤︎ u/Bluesox4

📅︎ Jun 16 2018

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Every time I feel sick, my Dad pulls this.

"Dad, I'm not feeling well."

"Well does your face hurt?

"No, why?"

"Because it's killing me!"

Every minor ailment since I could speak.

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👤︎ u/Sooperwalrus25

📅︎ Sep 09 2013

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I said to my wife this morning, "I was just reading in a scientific paper that blades of grass can actually feel pain. Amazing isn't it?"

She chortled, "Nice try, buddy! The lawnmower's in the garage!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Nov 07 2017

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My boyfriend and I have been playing this game for a while now and it makes us laugh every time. Here are some of my faves so far. Feel free to add your own!

What kind of underwear does Zeus wear?

..............Thunderwear!

What kind of underwear does a pirate wear?

.............plunderwear!

What kind of underwear does the NRA wear?

...............gunderwear!

What kind of underwear does a tyrannical leader wear?

............Attila the Hunderwear!

What kind of underwear does a Spanish person wear?

...............Juanderwear?

can you think of some more? :)

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👤︎ u/kdayle

📅︎ Sep 28 2013

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Make your ghoul feel special this Halloween.

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👤︎ u/Kalazaro

📅︎ Oct 25 2013

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As a soon to be father, I really feel like I need to say this:

This

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👤︎ u/DiscoStJohn

📅︎ May 28 2015

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I Feel like my father would say this.

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👤︎ u/funkybeat7

📅︎ Nov 10 2013

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It is my first cakeday today. My shirt summs up how I feel about this place imgur.com/gallery/PBgW91d

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👤︎ u/raijouh

📅︎ Jul 08 2014

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This sub has been going downhill for a while now and I feel like something needs to be said.

Something

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👤︎ u/Kowboooy

📅︎ Aug 18 2015

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I feel like this belongs here.

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👤︎ u/industrai

📅︎ Nov 15 2013

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I feel like my dad would be proud of me for this one

So I'm 15, and my friends mom picks us up from a house that we were at. She asks us the names of some of the people there. We tell here a couple names.

For whatever reason she goes "jeez Louise..."

I see my moment to strike, to make my dad proud. "No, Louise wasn't there tonight."

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👤︎ u/Flammusas

📅︎ Jun 27 2015

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