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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kickypie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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This was a worthy pun in my opinion
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/guntaas-memes
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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Albert Einstein was a genius and worthy of praise and study.

His brother Frank was an absolute monster.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Eeik5150
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Just thought of this, Hope it is worthy of this sub... What do you call a walking talking pear tree?

A Pear-Ent

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Smashv1ll3
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I knew dogs were worthy
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/fecklessTurd
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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It's a note worthy one, don't u think?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/amitlion2
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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As a English teacher, I proud of myself at how good my students are teached. Thus I were dismayed when no paper writ by them all was worthy of a mark of even a C...

It was D-grading.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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something worthy for this reddit
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Cringe worthy

I had a friend once named Tobias. I told him, I donโ€™t have a foot fetish but I do have a Toe Bias.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/1976kdawg
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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One of my favorite groan worthy ones: what brown and sticky?

A stick.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Naivara12
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Worthy of a chuckle
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ctzn4
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Repost but....I felt it was worthy
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dshock79
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Am I worthy to post here yet?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CJPsalm139
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Probably worthy for r/comedycementary but ehhh...
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OmegaRomea
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Heโ€™s worthy
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CorruptedKing87
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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A handful of short Thanksgiving Jokes I put together that are worthy for any dad to repeat this upcoming holiday.

Why did the police arrest the turkey? > They suspected fowl play.

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost? > A poultrygeist!

Why did the turkey cross the road twice? > To prove he wasnโ€™t a chicken!

What key wonโ€™t open any door? > A turkey!

If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? > Goblet.

Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from? > A poul-tree.

What happens when youโ€™re too harsh on the cranberries and make them sad? >They turn into blueberries.

What kind of cars would pilgrims drive today? > Plymouth.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Taylordprints
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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"Lettuce shortage could be tip of the iceberg as heatwave continues" - The Telegraph. That was worthy of the Grauniad.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MartiniPlusOlive
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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My dad's groan-worthy one-liner...

A termite walks into a pub and asks, "Is the bartender here?"

The blank stares before you get it make it all the more amusing. To us.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/heidibearmommacat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 08 2015
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Professor told a joke worthy of this subreddit today.

In my computer science course, my very old professor busts this out during a discussion of logic:

"I went to a logic conference once, and the lecturer said, 'it's interesting that a double negative gives you a positive, isn't it? I mean, a double positive doesn't give you a negative.'

Someone from the back of the room scoffed and went, 'yeah, yeah.'"

Half the class chuckled, half the class groaned.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KrimsonAce
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 05 2013
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After a year, I think I'm worthy.

My 11 month old son picks up a small rock from outside and puts it in his mouth. GF: what did he just shove in his mouth? Me : (as im pulling it out) don't worry, it's just the capital of Arkansas but I got it. GF: face palm

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/calibudzz420
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 20 2015
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My first dad joke worthy of this subreddit.

For our three year anniversary, the girlfriend decided we should go to this craftstore and paint/glaze some art in a kiln to remember this anniversary. I reluctantly agreed.

We start browsing the examples of what other people had done and we see a mugs painted like flowers, minions, and one painted as Harry Potter.

At which I said, "Oh look. Harry Pottery."

The laugh I got out of the worker made the trip worth it. The girlfriend was just embarrassed. I was proud.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LADeviation
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 08 2015
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A groan-worthy man(i)

Context: I just painted my nails, and I wasn't pleased with the outcome.

Me: Well, I had already written off this mani anyway... Sigh, yes, I just said mani.

His response: Well, it would be pretty pedi of me to mock you for it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lochnessie15
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 02 2015
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This one was apparently email worthy

Just got this email:

>Q: Who are the trendiest people in a hospital?

>A: The hip replacement guys.

>best.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/White_Lotus
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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Cringe-worthy exchange between my father and I the other day

Let me preface this with some info. Firstly, me and my father are idiots; our jokes can become insensitive if we aren't careful, as we have few filters. My parents live in a tiny town amidst a thousand other tiny towns. One of the tiny towns right beside us (let's call it Townsburg) has a lot of forest and extra land, so towards the end of the summer when it's still hot but the land is starting to dry out, it's rather susceptible to fires. The other day, Townsburg caught fire in a few different places. The town my parents live in (we'll call it Cityville) is the sausage capital of our state. Yep. Sausage capital. Like brisket and such. Our proudest export is meat. Meat is what we are most proud of. I don't live there anymore, thank the universe.

So I went by my parents house on the way home from work one day to check on my retired, sick father, and watch the news with him (something I try to do whenever I can). And what happened next, well, it all just happened so fast...

Me: "Who

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/queerleaderr
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 15 2015
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Thanks to this sub, I have 250 groan worthy punchlines

Idk how many of you have seen the post that the redditor said they pulled out a dollar (or card) that said otherwise. I enjoyed it so much that I decided to honor that redditor and spread his legacy with the ones in my life. They may very well not see this post, many may have forgotten about their amazing wit already, but I will make sure that "I have a card that says otherwise" lives on http://imgur.com/DQdAVqa

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/elcielo17
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 20 2015
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Informative and groan worthy

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -To! -To who? EHEM...To whom!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jgrowlz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 15 2013
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My dad: 2 groan-worthy jokes in one night

Talking to my dad about a physics lecture given by a German professor before dinner. Me: "So, how did he explain Gauss' Law?" Dad: "In German, of course!"

Later, while eating dessert, I saw him eating chocolates Me: "Dad, did you just eat 4 of those chocolates by yourself?" Dad: "No, not by myself. You were with me"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pharenz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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Not a dad but dad joke worthy

My friend made poached eggs for breakfast.

Me: you know how to poach eggs?

Him: Yes, I illegally hunt them in the African plains.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/effarigllat726
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 04 2014
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The first of what I'm sure are to be many front-page worthy posts... Such are the jokes of my dad.

Ok so my Dad was helping me move into my new uni accommodation last month and in the process we had to carry a lot of heavy boxes up my rather steep stairs.

Understandably, being a man in his 50's, he was a little bit worn out after lugging several metre-by-metre crates up to my room, generally full of heavy electrical equipment and books. After letting out a deep sigh he exhaled - 'Crikey, this is like the Great Stairs Crisis of 1965!'.

To my knowledge, or indeed to anyone else's knowledge (including my dad's), so such crisis ever occurred. I just hope he didn't hear my housemate sniggering in his room downstairs*; he does love a good dad joke.

*Ironically I've noticed that laughing at Dad jokes tends to make said Dad more depressed than when you don't, since they're usually fully aware of how bad their joke is and laughing at it only serves to remind them of the fact that people are actually paying attention to the regrettable nonsense which often leaves their mouths.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PantuTheDog
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 08 2013
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