One of my favorite groan worthy ones: what brown and sticky?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naivara12
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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My dad's groan-worthy one-liner...

A termite walks into a pub and asks, "Is the bartender here?"

The blank stares before you get it make it all the more amusing. To us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heidibearmommacat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2015
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A groan-worthy man(i)

Context: I just painted my nails, and I wasn't pleased with the outcome.

Me: Well, I had already written off this mani anyway... Sigh, yes, I just said mani.

His response: Well, it would be pretty pedi of me to mock you for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lochnessie15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2015
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My dad: 2 groan-worthy jokes in one night

Talking to my dad about a physics lecture given by a German professor before dinner. Me: "So, how did he explain Gauss' Law?" Dad: "In German, of course!"

Later, while eating dessert, I saw him eating chocolates Me: "Dad, did you just eat 4 of those chocolates by yourself?" Dad: "No, not by myself. You were with me"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pharenz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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Thanks to this sub, I have 250 groan worthy punchlines

Idk how many of you have seen the post that the redditor said they pulled out a dollar (or card) that said otherwise. I enjoyed it so much that I decided to honor that redditor and spread his legacy with the ones in my life. They may very well not see this post, many may have forgotten about their amazing wit already, but I will make sure that "I have a card that says otherwise" lives on http://imgur.com/DQdAVqa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elcielo17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2015
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Informative and groan worthy

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -To! -To who? EHEM...To whom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgrowlz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2013
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Truck driver dad joke

Though usually dad jokes are groan-worthy puns, I think this fits the category as a very dad-like joke despite the lack of punnery:

I got a message from my truck driver brother-in-law, who says he's hauling "post holes and sailboat fuel" back home today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/et11robot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2016
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I just had a guy throw milk at me

How dairy ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I bought my kids Avengers action figures for Christmas so I don’t have to sit and build.

They were already assembled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaulFromTheParty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Why does the Dalai Llama go to Vegas so often?

He loves Tibet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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How do you greet a French ghost?

Boo-jour!

(We make French Ghosts for breakfast on Sundays, and my kiddos groaned hard at this, thought it was dad joke worthy!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jengyo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Santa Claus probably has...

sELFish desires.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Agentgames25
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I had a dream last night about an ocean of soda....

Turns out it was a Fanta sea!

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How can you tell when the God of Thunder has been doing Addition?

It's easy: it stands out like a Thor Sum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuhnaydeein
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2015
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Grandpa showing us all how it's done

Grandson: I've never had a rib eye steak before. What's the difference?

Grandpa: This one winks at ya!

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Help Needed- USB Puns

All USB related Puns needed! Any pun will do, the more groan-worthy the better!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_johnarch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2014
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[Not a Joke] So this is on sale today.

I say its 8/10 groan worthy.

https://shirt.woot.com/offers/joke-a-cola?ref=w_cnt_gw_dly_img

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sybersonic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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Christmas joke request?

My Christmas card theme this year is bad puns/dad jokes. I need an especially groan worthy one for my boyfriend's card. Any suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goaskalice3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2016
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My dad thought he was hilarious.

We were at a grocery store when I was around 16. He bought some groceries and let me pick out a couple of gaming magazines. We got to the register and here is the quick exchange.

Cashier, "Good afternoon! How are you today?"

Dad, "Very good and yourself?"

Cashier, "Good thank you. Are you guys together?"

Dad, "That's disgusting. He's my son!"

The cashier literally looked in horror at my dad. Although it definitely was groan worthy, the reaction made us both laugh. I'll definitely be using this when I have kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Platinum_Mattress
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2014
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