Gonna milk this one for all its worth
Using my telescope, I could barely make out the British coin worth one fourth of a penny after I launched it into the upper atmosphere...
The last thing my grandfather said before he died was, “It’s worth it to spend money on good speakers.”
That was some sound advice.
Is life worth living ?
It depends upon the liver.
My vaccine dad joke failed
just came across this pun thread from an eternity ago, seriously,, it was worth Peru-sing
Got a new tattoo
My wife was complaining about how i'm not spontanious or creative, unless it involves terrible jokes, so i went out and got a tattoo (my first one). But since im not very creative i had them tattoo a pic of my thermos from work. I went home all excited and showed her my new tattoo! She was really confused about it. She looked at it for awhile and when she went to touch it i yelled at her not to touch the thermos tat. I think she's leaving me now :(
If 3 lefts make a right, what do 2 rights make?
Milking it for it's worth
If she doesn’t appreciate your puns she’s not worth it
What do buffalo do when they run out of bread?
They go to the store to bison.
:D :D :D :D :D
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot
I got banned from the buy sell trade group for this but it was worth it.
imgur.com/jrZ6LX8
Took me an hour to draw this and it was worth it
I am worth nothing...
I paid off all my debt so now my net worth is $0 :D
Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.
such build-up, totally worth it.
I recently robbed a kitchen hardware store...
It was dangerous but worth the whisk.
I told my friend I was going to rob a toy store for some board games
He said I could go to jail for it. I said it was a Risk worth taking
Needles-s to say, a pun that's worth a shot
I hate to say it but I'm not a huge fan of donating blood. I guess its cuz needles really get under my skin. But at least its not all in vein.
I got a fake medical ID made to get the COVID vaccine, but I was rejected
This joke is worth preserving
I just got off the phone with a professor in China. He says it's not worth getting Covid-19
As they are expecting to release Covid-20 Pro in September.
Some guy paid me a dollar for 98 cents worth of advice!
I asked my wife is she was using the ps3 charging cable
She said it was CURRENT-ly available.
I laughed my ass off. She didn’t get it. I explained. Got a dirty look.
.... worth it.
Not quite a dad joke, but worth a share.
When I was 15 I asked my dad if I was a mistake. Without skipping a step he responded: "Not until after you were born."
If you ever wonder, "what's my net worth?"
I'd guess that it's less than you paid for it.
I picture is worth a thousand groans (found on FB)
Sting’s studio was broken into, thousands of dollars worth of gear stolen
Now the Police have no leads.
Textbook addiction
is a really expensive habit to support
The nearby Apple Store just got robbed thousands of dollars worth of MacBooks and iPhones...
...I heard the cops are now looking for iWitnesses
Viagra worth thousands of dollars was stolen from the pharmacy yesterday.
They are looking for hardened criminals.
My Dad is really excited that I play the same musical instrument he does. I'm not sure if it's worth it,
since he calls me "Tuba Good In Junior"
Did you hear about the cow competition worth 1,000,000 dollars?
The higher up you can get your cow the higher the score you get.
The steaks are rising.
How much did you have to drink? "About a birds worth." What?
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was not worth the trip.
Hoping it was whale worth posting this.
he's sleeping on the couch
The last thing my grandfather told me was “It’s worth spending money on good speakers.”
That was some sound advice.
The last thing my grandfather told me was “It is worth spending money on good speakers.”
Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.
That‘s a really expensive net!
The last thing my grandfather told me was that it is worth it to spend money on good speakers.
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