Gonna milk this one for all its worth
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Using my telescope, I could barely make out the British coin worth one fourth of a penny after I launched it into the upper atmosphere...
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︎ Feb 12 2021
The last thing my grandfather said before he died was, βItβs worth it to spend money on good speakers.β
That was some sound advice.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Is life worth living ?
It depends upon the liver.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
just came across this pun thread from an eternity ago, seriously,, it was worth Peru-sing
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Milking it for it's worth
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︎ Jul 18 2020
What's an egg worth?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
If she doesnβt appreciate your puns sheβs not worth it
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Took me an hour to draw this and it was worth it
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︎ Feb 27 2020
I got banned from the buy sell trade group for this but it was worth it.
imgur.com/jrZ6LX8
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︎ Mar 29 2020
I am worth nothing...
I paid off all my debt so now my net worth is $0 :D
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︎ Oct 02 2020
such build-up, totally worth it.
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︎ Jan 26 2020
Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Needles-s to say, a pun that's worth a shot
I hate to say it but I'm not a huge fan of donating blood. I guess its cuz needles really get under my skin. But at least its not all in vein.
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︎ Jun 14 2020
This joke is worth preserving
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Worth it?
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︎ Mar 19 2020
I just got off the phone with a professor in China. He says it's not worth getting Covid-19
As they are expecting to release Covid-20 Pro in September.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Its worth a shot!
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︎ Mar 29 2020
Itβs all worth a shot
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︎ Mar 14 2020
Some guy paid me a dollar for 98 cents worth of advice!
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︎ Apr 08 2020
I picture is worth a thousand groans (found on FB)
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Not quite a dad joke, but worth a share.
When I was 15 I asked my dad if I was a mistake. Without skipping a step he responded: "Not until after you were born."
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︎ Jun 17 2020
If you ever wonder, "what's my net worth?"
I'd guess that it's less than you paid for it.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Stingβs studio was broken into, thousands of dollars worth of gear stolen
Now the Police have no leads.
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︎ May 08 2020
The nearby Apple Store just got robbed thousands of dollars worth of MacBooks and iPhones...
...I heard the cops are now looking for iWitnesses
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︎ Feb 01 2020
Viagra worth thousands of dollars was stolen from the pharmacy yesterday.
They are looking for hardened criminals.
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︎ Jan 07 2020
My Dad is really excited that I play the same musical instrument he does. I'm not sure if it's worth it,
since he calls me "Tuba Good In Junior"
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Hoping it was whale worth posting this.
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︎ Jan 30 2019
Did you hear about the cow competition worth 1,000,000 dollars?
The higher up you can get your cow the higher the score you get.
The steaks are rising.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
How much did you have to drink? "About a birds worth." What?
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Longer, but worth the read
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︎ Jun 23 2019
Worth it πππ
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︎ Oct 21 2018
The fact that we're still minting the penny even though it costs nearly twice as much as it's worth makes no cents.
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︎ Jun 09 2018
Absolutely worth the read
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︎ Jul 26 2019
Long joke ahead, but well worth it.
A while ago, there were some friars who needed to raise money, so they opened up a flower shop. Across the street, there was another flower shop that had already been open for a few years. Afraid of competition, the owner politely asked the friars to sell something else in heir shop. They refused. People liked the new flower shop better, so the first shopβs profits started dropping. Concerned that he might go out of business, the owner of the first shop asked the friars to close their shop. They refused. Some time passed, and the first shop was on the verge of bankruptcy. Desperate, the owner begged the friars to close their shop. They refused again. Then, the owner of the first shop used the last of his money to hire a hit man named Hugh Williams to beat up the friars and trash their shop. He did, and when he was done, he told the friars heβd be back if they didnβt close down. Scared for their lives, the friars agreed, proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent Florist Friars.
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︎ Dec 12 2019
A boy asked his dad who invested in bitcoin for β$10 worth of bitcoinβ
He said β$9.67 what do you need $10.47 forβ
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︎ May 17 2019
It was worth it
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︎ Mar 13 2019
This almost makes my math textbook worth it
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︎ Feb 20 2019
Solid pun worth more than r/terriblefacebookmemes
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︎ May 03 2019
A picture's worth a thousand words
Especially if it's a picture of a book.
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︎ Nov 26 2019
That table was worth the pun
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︎ Jul 11 2019
The last thing my grandfather told me was βItβs worth spending money on good speakers.β
That was some sound advice.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
The last thing my grandfather told me was βIt is worth spending money on good speakers.β
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, has become the first person ever to have a net worth over $200 billion.
Thatβs a really expensive net!
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︎ Aug 28 2020
The last thing my grandfather told me was that it is worth it to spend money on good speakers.
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︎ Nov 21 2019
I was told that buying good speakers was worth it
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