Gonna milk this one for all its worth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mister_Cranch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Using my telescope, I could barely make out the British coin worth one fourth of a penny after I launched it into the upper atmosphere...

It was a far-thing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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The last thing my grandfather said before he died was, β€œIt’s worth it to spend money on good speakers.”

That was some sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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just came across this pun thread from an eternity ago, seriously,, it was worth Peru-sing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Milking it for it's worth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theswarthyknight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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If she doesn’t appreciate your puns she’s not worth it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arnak94
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Took me an hour to draw this and it was worth it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Butterytoast_07
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I got banned from the buy sell trade group for this but it was worth it. imgur.com/jrZ6LX8
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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such build-up, totally worth it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/12jd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Worth it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/papa_papito
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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I just got off the phone with a professor in China. He says it's not worth getting Covid-19

As they are expecting to release Covid-20 Pro in September.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PIGG-E
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Its worth a shot!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Great-Excuse
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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It’s all worth a shot
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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My Dad is really excited that I play the same musical instrument he does. I'm not sure if it's worth it,

since he calls me "Tuba Good In Junior"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jjustingraham
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Hoping it was whale worth posting this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gboy7373
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Worth it 😎😎😎
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Blathoxi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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The fact that we're still minting the penny even though it costs nearly twice as much as it's worth makes no cents.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BpRue
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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Long joke ahead, but well worth it.

A while ago, there were some friars who needed to raise money, so they opened up a flower shop. Across the street, there was another flower shop that had already been open for a few years. Afraid of competition, the owner politely asked the friars to sell something else in heir shop. They refused. People liked the new flower shop better, so the first shop’s profits started dropping. Concerned that he might go out of business, the owner of the first shop asked the friars to close their shop. They refused. Some time passed, and the first shop was on the verge of bankruptcy. Desperate, the owner begged the friars to close their shop. They refused again. Then, the owner of the first shop used the last of his money to hire a hit man named Hugh Williams to beat up the friars and trash their shop. He did, and when he was done, he told the friars he’d be back if they didn’t close down. Scared for their lives, the friars agreed, proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent Florist Friars.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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It was worth it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RudzBotha
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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This almost makes my math textbook worth it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quincy396
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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A good air conditioner is worth its weight in cold
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sylvver
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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It’s worth the read πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeet-lol
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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I can't believe we still make pennies when it costs more than they're worth.

It makes no cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfavino
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
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Worth it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hxsfox
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zinzy2005
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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You know how it costs more to produce pennies than they are worth?

It really puts into perspective that old adage β€œyou have to spend money to make money”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LacAncilla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Worth it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daman397
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Worth it

http://imgur.com/EpyBrVc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jstrike31
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2015
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I found a really nice chair on sale the other day, but I wasn't sure it was worth buying

I decided to sit on it for a while and decide later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waq_will
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Pennywise the clown is listed in Forbes magazine, for what It's worth.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Worth it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zak7646
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Worth it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExPicH2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Long read, but it's worth it. natethesnake.com/
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squillem
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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I melted in the 103 degree Dallas heat just to document this pun - I hope it was worth it..... imgur.com/lRgYEuB
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2015
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Why didn't anybody think making a belt from herbs was worth it?

It was a waist of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ykcin81
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2015
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Totally worth it (found on /r/cyanideandhappiness)

http://explosm.net/comics/4436/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shroomenheimer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2016
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A long joke but it's worth reading.

JJJJJJJJJooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DamnDanielToHell
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2016
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This list of real estate puns is as geeky as it sounds, but worth it. punreal.com/2017/03/best-…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrainofJT
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2017
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Jake from Vsauce 3 just made a pun worth sharing. It's a shame his location wasn't "Toyko" though.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimisD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2014
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Really hoping this new app is worth it's weight in gold.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/livinin82
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2016
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The last thing my grandfather told me was β€œIt’s worth spending money on good speakers.”

That was some sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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The last thing my grandfather told me was β€œIt is worth spending money on good speakers.”

That was...sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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The last thing my grandfather told me was that it is worth it to spend money on good speakers.

That was sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I was told that buying good speakers was worth it

That was sound advice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gets_the_dad_joke
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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I can't believe we still make pennies when it costs more than they're worth.

It makes no cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfavino
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
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