A list of puns related to "Talk Dirty"
After listening to it once again when Iβm a bit older, I realised that the song had lots of saxual content.
Cusstodian
It's public forknication.
He was petrified
H: Do you think I can fit it all in there?
W: Yes babe throw it all in, thatβs what itβs designed for.
H: I guess they donβt call it a high capacity washing machine for nothing
... nice bit of pilau talk before bed.
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This was a group text from me to both of the kids. The younger was born exactly nine months from the Tuesday in question. The older one responded with a thumbs down.
My dad works at a sewage treatment plant and was talking about how he found some money so I said to him "you should spend that money quick it's dirty money" and without missing a beat he looks at me and says "but if I clean it I'll get into trouble for laundering money"
I was talking to my Dad, and I pointed out that his glasses were incredibly dirty, with a big smudge on one of the lens.
So he takes them off, and exclaims that they are pretty dirty.
"Well, I've been giving people dirty looks all day..."
They talked for a few hours while cleaning the store, and find a few isles that are way beyond "dirty". They decided to have a match. Whoever finishes their half of the area is deemed best janitor. Before they started, one of them scoffs and says, "I'ma wipe the floor with you"
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