Jason Derulo’s β€œTalk Dirty” Song

After listening to it once again when I’m a bit older, I realised that the song had lots of saxual content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wathong1234
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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What kind of job lets you talk dirty?

Cusstodian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickyno
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2016
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You can get arrested in a restaurant for talking dirty to your flatware.

It's public forknication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealZy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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So, a while ago, I was talking to a ancient piece of wood. I told him a dirty joke...

He was petrified

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Your-Mom-Gabe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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My wife and I talking dirty in front of the kids.

H: Do you think I can fit it all in there?

W: Yes babe throw it all in, that’s what it’s designed for.

H: I guess they don’t call it a high capacity washing machine for nothing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doravec88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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I love talking dirty with the wife while we're eating curry...

... nice bit of pilau talk before bed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moe_Bot
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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DadJokes are proof that comedy skips a generation.

http://imgur.com/gallery/3GUE8

This was a group text from me to both of the kids. The younger was born exactly nine months from the Tuesday in question. The older one responded with a thumbs down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ty10drope
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2017
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I tried to tell my dad a dad joke

My dad works at a sewage treatment plant and was talking about how he found some money so I said to him "you should spend that money quick it's dirty money" and without missing a beat he looks at me and says "but if I clean it I'll get into trouble for laundering money"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonSpikez
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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Dirty glasses

I was talking to my Dad, and I pointed out that his glasses were incredibly dirty, with a big smudge on one of the lens.

So he takes them off, and exclaims that they are pretty dirty.

"Well, I've been giving people dirty looks all day..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carb0nxl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2014
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2 friends who work as Janitors at a Target meet up after hours

They talked for a few hours while cleaning the store, and find a few isles that are way beyond "dirty". They decided to have a match. Whoever finishes their half of the area is deemed best janitor. Before they started, one of them scoffs and says, "I'ma wipe the floor with you"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeRp_Meister
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2016
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