I just worked for 3 weeks in Fort Worth, and every time things would get difficult...

I would tell my co-workers to keep at it, because it would be Fort Worth It!

Now we are headed to Denver for a while, and I need a new one. Any suggestions?

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📅︎ May 13 2018
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All my exes live in Texas.

Funny enough, so do all my cousins.

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📅︎ Apr 04 2018
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Need funny puns for my food truck menu items

Hey y'all. I have an açaí bowl food truck in Fort Worth, TX, and we've always had some pretty witty menu item names. For exmaple, we just took off "the Big Lebolwski"


We just added some things to our menu. Here it is: https://www.rollinnbowlin.com/menu


Anyone have a good funny pun name for our avocado toast? I'll post a picture of our menu on our food truck if someone gives me a really good name! And if you have any better names for any of our items, I'd love to hear them!

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I was looking at a treehouse with my realtor near the airport in northeast Texas when I asked my realtor...

What is this Dallas-Fort Worth?

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I don't understand why record stores failed...

...they had record sales every year.

Creds: @FortWorth_SEC

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