While talking about Tommy Hilfiger and the prices of Tommy Hilfiger. I randomly did this
The price for a slice of pie in Costa Rica is $2.50 and $3.00 in the Bahamas. Do you know what those are?
The pie rates of the Caribbean.
The price of balloons have me stalling on purchasing more.
That price of inflation is something else!
Balloon prices are getting absurd
I bought a boat half price...
The price of hot air balloons has really gone up over the past twenty years.
Wife amazed that the price of the soil for her garden was 4.95/50lb bag
I told her thats dirt cheap
It just happened. I'm evolving
The Price of Gas is Rising
Hey, deer balls just lowered in price.
Now they’re under a buck.
For this price? What a steal.
Jeweler said I could buy two crucifixes for the price of one.
My friend injects his marijuana plants with sugar water as they grow, they sells bags of it for much higher prices...
He's trying to sweeten the pot.
This Is A Paid advertisement: Have a home project you’re working on? For a limited time, Lowes Home Improvement is now selling Levels 2 for the price of 1!
I own a fake town which is actually a horror theme park and I only let a few people in at a time to keep demand and prices high.
It's called artificial scare-city
Always verify the price of your pie.
You never want to be surprised by a pie rate...arr!
My wife returned a package of pantyhose that she bought online, but they only refunded 90% of the purchase price...
...they claimed the 10% was a re-stocking fee.
I bought a new hammer for a cheap price
I really nailed it this time
You guys ever see the price of diapers?
The price of my air mattress went up this year.
Automatic inflation is great!
Regardless of price, Velcro is always a rip off
If the price of oil futures goes any deeper, it will hit oil.
I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one.
The Pilgrim's Pride CEO plead "not guilty" today in a poultry price-fixing case
I saw today that peanuts have soared in price and Beer nuts are insanely expensive!
Fortunately, deer nuts are still under a buck.
I got an arm transplant at a great price yesterday.
It was discounted at the second hand store.
Hay bales for sale. Good price, under a buck.
When I saw the price of the audiobook I let out an Audible gasp
What did the oil say when it crashed it's price into negative value?
Any able to help come up with puns the include “price”?
Gun prices have skyrocketed recently...
Some people are saying they've shot through the roof!
Pirates get a special price for corn.
They only pay a buccaneer.
The price of Pie ( x-post from /r/ScottishPeopleTwitter)
I went to the tailor, but his prices were so high, I told him I’m going to learn to tailor my own clothes.
He said “Fine, suit yourself.”
I tried to sell my old Peter Sellers DVDs the other day but failed to get the price I was asking
It was not a Sellers market
Why does the price of balloons keep going up?
Yesterday I bought two boats at an amazing price. Heavily discounted because they didn't have motors.
If you're dying for low prices
A t-Rex sold me a pistol for a great price.
He’s my small arms dealer.
I bought a boat half price...
In Jamaica, the price of apple pie is $2.75, but in the Bahamas it's $3.00.
That's the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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