I got fired from my job at the bank after just one day
A woman asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
I just got fired from my job as a taxy driver.
Turns out people don't like it when you go the extra mile for them.
I got fired from the bakery...
....just when I was thinking I was on a roll.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory?
She threw away all the w's.
I got fired from my job as a calendar manufacturer...
All I did was take a day off...
Who works after they're fired?
Oven fired clay?
How is pottery supposed to get a job now?
Why was the Native American bartender fired?
He kept charging $24 for a Manhattan
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn’t put enough shifts in
I got fired from my job at Dairy Queen
Because I refused to work on sundaes
My friend got fired at the fizzy drinks factory today.
Wood fired Pizza
How is Pizza going to get a job now?!?
Why did the man get fired from his job at the calendar factory?
Yesterday I fired my cleaner.
I'm glad that's done and dusted
Why did the dyslexic elf get fired?
He kept writing "From Satan" on children's New Year presents.
Why did the bartender get fired?
Why was Voldemort fired from the salon?
Because he kept shouting “enemies of the hair...beware!”
My massage therapist got fired...
I guess she rubbed too many people the wrong way.
My Dermatologist was fired today
He made too many rash decisions
I got fired from the shoe factory, but they were nice enough to leave me with a parting gift.
why was the man fired from the bread factory?
My sister's family lost their only income when his husband got fired from his job making shoes, baguettes and sausages.
He was their sole bread wiener.
The guy who mans the fishing rods on my boat tried to convince me to vote for a candidate. I fired him.
Pole workers aren't allowed to do that!
Why did the casino groundskeeper get fired?
He thought the 2.5% rake policy applied to leaves.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Pepsi factory?
He tested positive for Coke!
Did you hear about the human cannonball? Too bad he got fired!
I refused to believe my son got fired as a road worker for theft.
But when I got home, all the signs were there
Why did the kernel get fired?
He got caught sleeping on the cob.
Someone told me of this alcholic guys ghost that got fired from his haunting job for poor performance.
Apparently, he couldn't handle his boos.
Got fired as an electrician over safety concerns
But I think their fears were ungrounded
I was fired from my job at the distillery.
I guess I misunderstood when my therapist told me not to keep everything bottled up.
I got fired from my job as a sports writer, they said all my articles were too short
I guess a pitcher is worth a thousand words.
What’s the deal with people who get fired from the U.S. Mint?
None of them make cents anymore!
My priest fired me from playing guitar with the choir.
Apparently it’s blasphemous to play a Gsus2 chord.
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off
Do you know why I got fired from the calendar factory?
I got fired from my job at the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday.
They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
My Dermatologist was fired today...
...they say he was just making too many rash decisions.
I got fired from the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off.
Did you know I got fired from the calendar factory ?
I got fired from my job at the calendar factory ...
... because I took a few days off.
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory
All I did was take a day off
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday
I guess I wasn’t putting in enough shifts
Got fired from the massage parlor.
I rubbed one of my clients up the wrong way.
I can't believe I was fired from the calendar factory!
All I did was take a day off!
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