Oh, no, wait, she's back. She just went for groceries.
Never mind she was just at the grocery store
His job was always up in the air.
Because it’s never called hot
Well maybe if it wasn't forced to have such strict requirements it would be more confident.
Oh wait, never mind she was just getting the mail
"Thanks" I said "I kneaded that"
Axe-spray-so
Nobody nose what it’s like.
Because you're really insecure
To take away my insecurities
This last weekend we went to an amusement park. Everything we went through the little things that spray water on you, my 9 year old would say, "Mist me." Every single time. My wife and daughter's reaction became more and more aggravated, but I felt pretty good about it.
🤥Dad: "He's insecurity"
An insecure rich man comes up to him and asks, “what’s your net worth?”
"Did you hear about the insecure nuclear physicist? He was always fission for compliments!"
A few minutes later, obviously having devoted some though to making me groan even more, he walks back in and says: "Did you hear about the other nuclear scientist who got angry whenever he heard about a scam? He suffered from con-fusion".
/facepalm.
No wait, she’s back. She just went out for coffee.
no wait, she's back. She just went out for coffee.
