What do people who like to annoy grammar snobs call it when you leave the Great Lakes unprotected?
Erie guardless
Protected cex has a password and unprotected cex doesn't.
You shouldn't have unprotected phone sex
You might get hearing aids
What comes from unprotected casual hook-ups?
Netflix & chilldren
When I was younger, I had so much unprotected sex, I didn't get the clap
I got a round of applause.
There should be a Network Television show to inform teens about the dangers of unprotected sex.
They can call it "Genital Hospital".
Sort of SO told me that I should swim unprotected with sharks.
I replied with "Idk, I may end up with an STD...a Sharksually Transmitted Disease."
Have you heard the story of how 8 was born?
5 had unprotected 6 with 7
I gave my son a lid for his dip bowl that he was bringing to a party.
I wanted to make sure he didn’t have unprotected snacks.
I always have heavy security at my far-left political rallies...
No one should ever have unprotected sects.
My dad never misses an opportunity
My mom is a recovering stroke victim and walked with one of those four-pronged canes. she came inside and realized on of the rubber pad things fell off the cane in the yard. I ran outside to find it. When I came back in, I yelled "I found the rubber!" To which my father replied "Good. We wouldn't want her having unprotected steps!"
Buh-dum chhh!
