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He said, "for all in tents and porpoises, we come together to raise funds."
Something like that might be a good joke... someday...
When he spotted a jellyfish stuck between two rocks and, without skipping a beat, pointed and said "Looks like we have a jelly in a jam in a preserve."
A Kamikazbee
Hello! I have to make a presentation about how to avoid a shark attack for a final project in my english class. I suck at making titles, but can anyone come up with a clever one using puns?
If you forget, you might get a veneereal disease.
A gardener.
Asgardians
A baaaaad bitch
Swordfish.
Now I have salmonella.
(I’m sorry, it’s a fishy joke)
I'm at a loss for wards.
A grave mistake.
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
Because otherwise you need hearing aids
So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian!
.....cheesy pick up lines will become dad jokes.
I said “yes they are.”
A wind-shield
Because Batman is sworn to protect Goth Ham
Bubble rap
I responded that nudists are defined by their lack of jeans
Edit: there->their
Edit 2: Awards? Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy, the community, my wife, and the man who made this post possible, my father in law!
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
Assguard.
She'd Mascarpone.
Dad:Their effort goes in vein.
Well, not anymore but that used to be the case
Regular workers must wear small face shields, while Managers get to use the super-visors.
Because now she had aunty bodies around her.
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Go for the juggler.
So you don't get mermaids.
To protect their nuts.
You don't want to catch D-VD
I shutter to think of the cost
VPNna
...so he called in his court wizard to devise a means of defense. The wizard set to work at once. First, he wove a net, tightly so that nothing could escape. Then he traveled to the nearby lake.
For three days, he went to the edge of a dock, and cast his net into the water. Each time, he collected many small fish, until he had gathered thousands.
He then took the fish to his study, and carefully processed them, crushing them into a sticky paste. Warming the paste, he began to lather it across the walls of the maze.
When the king learned of this, he was very angry.
"How dare you cover my walls with fish paste!" he said.
The wizard replied, "But sire, everyone knows to protect a labyrinth, one must use a minnow tar."
Switch to Heineken.
He said....
No one likes a brown nose.
Which witch would watch which watch?
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
