Unvaccinated Puns

A list of puns related to "Unvaccinated"

Dad Jokes are like unvaccinated children.

They never get old.

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👤︎ u/Thesearenotmyhammer
📅︎ Apr 03 2021
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As a doctor, I never make jokes about an unvaccinated baby.

But let me give it a shot.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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Where do unvaccinated children play ?

In the plague ground.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 24 2021
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I made a meme about unvaccinated children

It died in new

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👤︎ u/Big-chungus-united
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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Why was the 2 yr old unvaccinated child crying?

Midlife crisis

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👤︎ u/aquariously
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why are unvaccinated 7 year old so weird

Because they're having a midlife crisis

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👤︎ u/riversbenjamin5
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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What do you call an unvaccinated kids in a swimming pool?

Water polio

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👤︎ u/johnblu5
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do you call an unvaccinated Italian?

Marco Polio

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👤︎ u/PootisWarrior
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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What's a unvaccinated child's favourite skating pose?

Coffin

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👤︎ u/Fuyguy12
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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You can make a lot of money betting on unvaccinated horses...

The bookies always assume they never even have a shot.

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👤︎ u/OK_Compooper
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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As a doctor, I hate making jokes about an unvaccinated child.

But I’m thinking of giving it a shot.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 06 2018
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What do you call an unvaccinated frenchman?

Napolion

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👤︎ u/JoeTime420
📅︎ Feb 21 2018
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What do unvaccinated kids and jokes about unvaccinated kids have in common?

They never get old.

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👤︎ u/johnblu5
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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As a doctor, I never make a joke about an unvaccinated baby.

But let me give it a shot.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 30 2019
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As a doctor, I never make jokes about an unvaccinated baby.

But I think I’ll give it a shot.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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As a doctor I never made a joke about an unvaccinated baby.

But let me give it a shot.

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👤︎ u/SuperStar1007
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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As a doctor, I’ve never made a joke about an unvaccinated baby.

But let me give it a shot.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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My Dad Said That There Are 2 Things That Will Never Get Old

Dad Jokes and Unvaccinated Children

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👤︎ u/Whoevien20
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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