Why do vaccinated kids hate jokes about measles?

They never get them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smrto0
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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The news just commented on the outbreak of measles and those who don't get vaccinated.

Those people make me sick...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C_McD_is_me
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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I went to the doctor’s office and started yelling, β€œTyphoid! Measles! Flu!”

I always like to call the shots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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Doctor, doctor, will my measles be better by next Monday?

I don’t wanna make any rash promises

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CptFunTIme
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Only anti vaxers will get it

Polio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgtpointynips
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Have you guys seen the latest thing to go viral?

It's called measles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rub1x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2015
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Only anti-vaxxers will get this

Measles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maybebabyg
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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