A Vacc-scene
Text Dad "Ill be late coming back from lunch, taking (daughters name) for shots" He responds "don't you think she's too young to be doing shots?"
Because they have anty bodys.
He said they're full of Vitamin Spi-C!
Because of their Auntie-bodies
But some won't get it
...everyone gets it.
It’s due to my weekend immune system
Nerd Immunity
Me: It must be my weekend immune system.
At least to a certain degree.
(first post here. thought of this while making a hot pocket)
Maybe, I just have a weekend immune system.
Because they have little antibodies.
After two months of lockdown, inactivity and junk food, I have developed an antibody myself.
But think I'm immune now.
They said it's because of their aunt-ey bodies.
The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. Now we know WHO let the dogs out.
The singer had a Weeknd immune system.
..is worth a shot.
Because they have immunity.
I'm a mother so it's probably why, but my poor attempt at dad jokes always backfire.
An example from today:
Son: I'm thirsty!
Me: Hi thirsty, I'm mummy!
Son: Hi thirsty, I'm [son's name]!
Godamn 3 year olds not understanding great humour!
They call themselves the gang-lions.
He thinks he has diplomatic immunity.
My deaf friend: heard immunity
because of their im-moo-nity.
Each member in our family split up the amount of eggs so that we'd get 6 to dye each, two dozen. At the end of the dying session, my sister looks over at my dad's 6 eggs and we see he's got one white egg left. My sister wants an extra egg if he's not going to use it and asks if she can dye the egg. He looks at her like she's lost her mind and said he dyed all of his eggs, there isn't one left. This banter goes on for about 5 or 6 minutes with all of us insisting he has a leftover egg to dye. Finally, he looks down and says "oh do you mean this one?" Pointing to the white egg. We all let out an exasperated "YES!" He turns to is all, with the big old dad smirk on his face and says, oh no that one's done, I put that one in the white dye. groans all around.
It’s the weekend immune system.
So one of my childhood friends made a Facebook status about hanging out with her parents. I don't think she even realizes how much of a gem her dad is.
Mom: "So another person in my graduating class died..."
Me: "Oh no..."
Mom: "Yeah so I guess it's all starting for me."
Me: "Oh my gosh haha stop."
Mom: "But, you know, a lot of people were dead at my 25th reunion."
Dad: "Wow... it must've smelled..."
Me: lololololol
Mom: ".... Wait, what?"
We're all getting sick of them
They have herd immunity.
I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”
I said it must be my weekend immune system
Me: It must be my weakened immune system.
I said it must be my weekend immune system
Because I have a weekend immune system
I must have a weekend immune system...
