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Tetanus Puns

A list of puns related to "Tetanus"

I just bought a round of shots for everybody, but they're being totally ungrateful and saying they don't even have tetanus.
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👤︎ u/_Dang_It_Bobby_
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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How does a dart board on the ceiling make you sick?

Causes you to throw up

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👤︎ u/killer_sobe87
📅︎ Apr 19 2021
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What to hear something that only anti-vaxers will get?

Tetanus

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👤︎ u/Subscribe_to_Sam24
📅︎ May 05 2019
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I got a coworker really good.

A while back, a coworker of mine cut herself on a meat slicer. She went to the er and got her hand stitched up. She messaged me that she had to get a tetanus shot, but her phone auto corrected to "Tetris shot". I told her to make sure to get a Pac-man shot while she was there. She asked her doctor for one and he was very confused, and she was very embarrassed. My best one yet.

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👤︎ u/fatheraabed
📅︎ Apr 20 2015
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Barefoot in Paris

I was walking with my daughter in Paris, dressed up after going to her sister's graduation. "These high-heels are killing me," she complained.

"Take them off," I suggested.

"i don't want to get, I don't know, France-tetanus."

"Yeah, that and... Paris-ites."

True story.

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👤︎ u/malvoliosf
📅︎ May 28 2014
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