I just bought a round of shots for everybody, but they're being totally ungrateful and saying they don't even have tetanus.
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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/_Dang_It_Bobby_
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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What to hear something that only anti-vaxers will get?

Tetanus

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📅︎ May 05 2019
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I got a coworker really good.

A while back, a coworker of mine cut herself on a meat slicer. She went to the er and got her hand stitched up. She messaged me that she had to get a tetanus shot, but her phone auto corrected to "Tetris shot". I told her to make sure to get a Pac-man shot while she was there. She asked her doctor for one and he was very confused, and she was very embarrassed. My best one yet.

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ðŸ‘Ī︎ u/fatheraabed
📅︎ Apr 20 2015
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