Quarantined Puns

A list of puns related to "Quarantined"

What kind of jokes does a quarantined dad tell?

inside jokes

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👤︎ u/99BipolarBear
📅︎ Dec 07 2020
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The World Health Organization announced dogs cannot contract COVID-19 and indicated they should no longer be quarantined.

WHO let the dogs out.

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👤︎ u/Fukface_Von_Clwnstik
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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The World Health Organizatuon has discovered that Coronavirus cannot be transmitted between dogs and humans. They have released all quarantined dogs.

To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

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👤︎ u/Mama_Bear15
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.

W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!

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👤︎ u/rgapinski
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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I’ve been quarantined for making dad jokes...

I’ve been spreading g’roaner virus.

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👤︎ u/fractiousrhubarb
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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(From my 10 year old) What do you call potatoes that have been quarantined?

Home fries

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👤︎ u/Mightyjohnjohn
📅︎ May 18 2020
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The King of Spain is now quarantined on his jet

The Reign in Spain will stay mainly on his plane.

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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The John Lennon Airport has been quarantined

Imagine all the people

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👤︎ u/x_amxxn_x
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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Why don't comedians like being quarantined?

They can only make inside jokes.

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👤︎ u/Aakshaj
📅︎ May 11 2020
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You might be worried about overeating while you’re quarantined, but it’s better than risking the spread of disease. So don’t worry...

It will be worth the weight.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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One of my friends keeps telling me “It could be worse, you could be quarantined underground, in a hole full of water.”

I know she means well.

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👤︎ u/livingoverandover
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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Everyone is posting all these memes about being quarantined, and I dont find anything funny about them.

I guess they're inside jokes.

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👤︎ u/sineofthetimes
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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Why did the jazz musician refuse to be quarantined?

Cause he was an outdoor cat.

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👤︎ u/JiminyKirket
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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My quarantined stock broker was just arrested!

The SEC got him for insider trading.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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Eventually everyone will be quarantined to their homes without sports and in 9 months babies will be born.

They will be known as the Coronials

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👤︎ u/vapingpigeon94
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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I was quarantined after I tried to put icing on some cake.

They wanted to prevent risk of spreading confection.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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With everyone quarantined and staying inside, there is no one out to spy on or follow around...

The stalk market is very weak.

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👤︎ u/usernamecheckmates
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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The passengers who were quarantined from the airplane turned out to have the flu

They all flu together.

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👤︎ u/victimsofbadparents
📅︎ Sep 06 2018
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The World Health Organization has declared that dogs can’t transmit corona virus and therefore dogs don’t need to be quarantined anymore.

W.H.O let the dogs out.

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👤︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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Dogs can not contract coronavirus and do not have to quarantined anymore according to the world health organization

To clarify, WHO let the dogs out

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👤︎ u/wallaster27
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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Why was the beer quarantined?

It had the Coronavirus

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👤︎ u/Wiggle-123
📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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