I just heard there's a new Canadian strain of covid

People are showing up to the hospital eh-symptomatic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eleece
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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What's the one thing the elderly T-Rex wished it didn't catch?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/xViability
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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What virus ended the Jurassic Period?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Yesterday a casket at a funeral home magically came to life, and immediately got sick

It watched the news and became convinced it had contracted the coronavirus from it's intended inhabitant, a Chinese woman from Wuhan who had died of the disease.

The casket went to the emergency room at the nearest hospital.

After overcoming her initial shock at diagnosing a casket, the ER doctor ran a blood test and determined the casket definitely did not have the coronavirus.

"But I feel like I'm dying doctor, and I only just came to life. If it isn't the coronavirus what is it?" worriedly asked the casket.

"I'm not sure," answered the doctor, "we'll have to run some more tests."

"But my fever, the pain in my lungs...what could it be? Doctor if you had to give me your best diagnosis right now without the tests, what do you think could be causing these terrible respiratory symptoms?"

The doctor thought for a moment then answered, "SARS cough I guess."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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As we continue to deal with the mask wearing, social distancing and uncertainty through the coming weeks, we can’t lose sight of how important it is to continue taking these precautions.

As much as it sucks, it’s better to be safe than SARS-y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hashsmasher
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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What do you call a ravine in the saharah desert


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πŸ‘€︎ u/fluxedlolman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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What do you call a really big hole that's always really edgy in a teenager kind of way?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mannymcdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2016
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