It runs in our jeans
Feefiphobia.
I guess what I'm trying to tell you is that Gandhi was a super fragile, calloused mystic suffering from halitosis.
He replied ”Rudolph the red knows rain dear”.
Because his name was Charlie.
.. Desperate to win her back.
In-terminant farting
He took a crack at drugs.
It’s called feefifobia
MIASMA!
Rick O'Shea
"Me ow"
A cupc-ache
I am pushing on, undeterred.
Chronic Issues.
Dad: so I heard he got caught for some DOOBius behavior
Me: Well let's just it was a chronic mistake
Dad: Were his parents blunt with him?
Sadly I couldn't think of another pun
As a chronic dad-joker, I'm always on the lookout for opportunities.
Today, while getting groceries, I saw a cheerful fellow chatting it up with two women.
In passing, I commented on the group's clear enjoyment of each other's company, when he suddenly declared, "I just found out these two ladies run the hottest nightclub in town!"
I raised my eyebrows and said, "Really? Maybe they should...install some air conditioning."
I saw myself out. (Of the shopping aisle. Immediately.)
So as I'm leaving work just now two of my bosses were talking to each other, and one was complaining about how his watch broke. The other goes, oh well it's right 2 times a day. Then my the one with the broken watch goes, eh well at least it's a good time and reveals it to be stuck at 4:20. Then I say, "Looks like your watch has a chronic problem" hahaha
Feefiphobia.
FeeFiphobia
...feefiphobia...
It's called feefiphobia!
It's called feefiphobia.
It's called feefiphobia.
Feefiphobia
Feefiphobia...
Feefiphobia…
Feefiphobia…
