What did the person with the chronic lung condition say to the person with an oppressive atmosphere?

MIASMA!

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👤︎ u/Linkjmaur
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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The hottest nightclub in town.

As a chronic dad-joker, I'm always on the lookout for opportunities.

Today, while getting groceries, I saw a cheerful fellow chatting it up with two women.

In passing, I commented on the group's clear enjoyment of each other's company, when he suddenly declared, "I just found out these two ladies run the hottest nightclub in town!"

I raised my eyebrows and said, "Really? Maybe they should...install some air conditioning."


I saw myself out. (Of the shopping aisle. Immediately.)

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👤︎ u/JustinJamm
📅︎ Feb 17 2014
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