I got enslaved by a dolphin... (original)
It's hard work, but at least I serve a porpoise 🤣
In the Matrix, flat-chested women enslaved by the machines for their bio-electricity are literally AA batteries.
Tell your friends, there's no charge for the joke.
How did Pharaoh successfully enslave the Jews?
He created a pyramid scheme
Edit: spelling
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
What happens when this post gets updooted
There's an increase in enslaved 1's and 0's
thanks to u/Dietcokeisgod for helping
