They're always up to something or they always let you down.
Son: Huh? What? Why?
Dad: They seem kindaβ¦. shady
Because they make up everything
You canβt count on them
They make up everything
I said "don't worry, he's armless"
... because they make up everything!!!
I think sheβs seeing other people on the side.
A sketch pad
They make rash decisions.
Itβs literally the blind leading the blind.
There are some important steps I'll have to take to avoid them.
Because i can count on them............
You gotta act like a nut
He has treat smarts.
βThis takes me back.β
They say he's a Quack, but I think his bill is too long!
New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
Itβs always full of sh!t
There are so many M-pastas.
Theyβre usually the shadiest ones.
They make up everything
Cuz they're full of shit.
Sorry for the shitpost.
They must be plotting something
I feel like itβs made backwards.
...too many red flags
They're always up to something...
"They're always up to something."
Theyβre pretty shady
Theyβre always up to something
Their always up to something.
They're always up to something
They make up everything!
They seem kind of shady
They are always up to something
They make up everything
They're up to something
because they make up everything!
They are always up to something.
They are always up to something
They are always UP to something.
Theyβre always up to something!
Because they make up everything
They make up everything
Because they make up everything.
They're always up to something
Theyβre a little shady.
They're always up to something.
