cause all his worshipers will be devoting that post!
I always end up spelling it defiantly
But then, hindsight is always 2020.
What Do You Call A Wreath Made Of $100 Bills?
Aretha Franklins
He's an Ex-Boxer
I guess that's hindsight in 2020
I always smoke my competition.
A school bus.
I told him we didn't have a son
I'd say my day could have been butter.
Had potential to misfire but worked perfectly.
Also, the other day my wife left a Monster energy drink under her bed, and we waited for her to come and ask "ok who put this monster under my bed?"
I only noticed this because he's not a fungi
I walk into the office after two weeks of vacation, and my boss is reading a book.
Me: "Good morning, brother."
Him: "Hey, hey."
Me: "I missed you man, how you been?"
Him: "I've been right here, you need to aim better. -Flips page- ...But I've been good."
EDIT: Formatting.
One of the dumbest animals out there.... Their heads are always in the clouds.
One of the most stubborn too.... Takes them forever to swallow their pride.
At the same time; the nicest! .....They'll stick their neck out for anyone.
"I didn’t get pulled over or anything, it's just that I got to work 20 minutes early."
What is weak? A: The week days!
What is tough? A: The Week ends!
She sat came up with each of these a few days apart and cackled after saying them. My wife groaned, I was so proud :D
