Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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Who became an old man when they were conceived?

Gary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What do you call a child conceived by incest?

A gross domestic product

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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There’s probably a lot of kids being conceived during this crisis

And in 13 years they will all be called quaran-teens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derpydur
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Illustrations like these are gene-rally ill-conceived eggsagerations
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mehssie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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When two ginger people conceive a child...

the child could technically be considered ginger-bred.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sizzlemen
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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What should you name a boy that's conceived in a scarlet Mustang?

Redford

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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If a mother is expecting a child that was conceived in the capital of the Czech Republic...

would she be Prague-nant?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/graafslaaf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Unfortunately, my child was conceived as me and my husband had sex under a goose-feather duvet...

So he was born with down syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moby__dick
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2014
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What do you call the baby that was conceived on the beach?

Sandy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sergelo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2014
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Dad jokes aren't written...

They're conceived.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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9 months from now babies will be born.

They will be conceived through Irma-culate conception.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oacma
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2017
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My wife asked me if I thought she could be pregnant...

I told her it was conceivable...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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Studies show that telling Dad Jokes increases fertility.

I mean... it's conceivable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivey090
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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We were out browsing for sleep number beds, and dad let this loose on the salesman.

"What do you call twins conceived on a waterbed? "Off springs!"

Oh, dad. Your sense of humor can't hold water...

Shit, now he's got me doing it. Send help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barthm1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2014
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I was going to buy a baby outfit for my future son or daughter...

But then I realized that would be a little pre-conceived.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howellinatthemoon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2016
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When two people conceive a ginger child

The child could technically be considered ginger -bred

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LimeTime22
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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My wife asked me if I thought she could be pregnant.

I told her it was conceivable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ezra611
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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