Inconceivable Puns

A list of puns related to "Inconceivable"

I was told I can’t have kids

I went to the Dr.s office and was told I couldn’t have kids. Surely this had to be a mistake. I asked was there not any chance? The doctor turned to me and said while not impossible my chances were inconceivable.

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👤︎ u/johnnyquest910
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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We're doing everything right, I don't understand why we can't make a baby.

It's inconceivable.

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👤︎ u/Persons1001
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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What do you call a chicken that you can understand?

CompreHENsible

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👤︎ u/VoiceOverGaming900
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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My girlfriend just told me about a contraceptive that has a 100% success rate...

It's inconceivable!

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👤︎ u/nodnarb232001
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
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So to be dad joke

I was in the hospital with my wife while she was in labor with our second child. She was in a lot of pain and very thirsty. The nurse offered her an ice pop (which is a big deal because normally it’s just ice chips). I held the ice pop for her while she licked it.

I looked at her and said “If you did more of that you wouldn’t be in this position now.”

Somehow I’m still married.

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👤︎ u/GabrielJesusSaves
📅︎ Apr 18 2018
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The couple from Princess Bride can’t have kids

They’re inconceivable

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👤︎ u/bacon_247
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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Inigo Montoya will never be a Dad

He’s inconceivable.

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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Girlfriend goes to take birth control...

...and says "I'm going to make myself... Inconceivable."

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👤︎ u/Analingous
📅︎ Aug 17 2016
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