Did anyone foresee all of these posts about moths?

I'm looking for the moth-meme prophecies

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👤︎ u/B8it
📅︎ Oct 02 2018
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What do you call a nose that can foresee the future?

Nostrildamus

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👤︎ u/Claymore86
📅︎ Nov 14 2017
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Fortune-teller was killed by a car bomb

Couldn’t foresee the C4.

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👤︎ u/kwonza
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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My husband and I were making dinner, and I asked him what I should cook the collards in.

He suggested I use "former Chairman of the Federal Reserve, Alan Greens-pan".

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👤︎ u/pactrina
📅︎ Oct 21 2014
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What does Nostradamus do when he has a vision of a happy, well-adjusted gentleman living far in the future?

Foresees a jolly good fellow.

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👤︎ u/VoyagerCSL
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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Japanese Olympic Track and field team [long]

the Japanese Olympic Track and field team, in typical Asian make-every-thing-harder-to-do-than-it-has-to-be fashion have announced that hey are sticking by their regimen of only using malformed, decade-and-a-half old, equipment rigged to pop out of the course unexpectedly in order to secure their hopes of Olympic glory. While this may seem counter intuitive, Kadauo Osakamizu, a analyst for the team claims there is actually a historic cultural precedent for the odd exercises. In a quote, Mr. Osakamizu insists that the idea is that "if the team can excel with such sub-par materials, executing wins when the equipment is good should be of little concern."

So it seems that at least for the foreseeable future, Japan will be pinning their hopes on Teenage, Mutant, Ninja Hurdles.

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📅︎ Oct 26 2016
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An update after the trial.

The trial has been going on for over 12 days now and we thought you guys should know what we are doing. After reading your comments and messages it looks like you guys like the sub as a self-posts only sub, so the mods have decided, after throughly discussing it, that it is a good idea to remain this way for the foreseeable future.

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👤︎ u/parin89
📅︎ Dec 12 2013
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Need some banger dad jokes for my soon to be born daughter

So I'm due to be a dad in the next week or so, and I have been putting off learning some good dad jokes and I'd like to have some prepared for the foreseeable future since I need these til I pass on or go senile. But that's in Africa so I don't think I'll ever senile. (1st attempt?)

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👤︎ u/Jakanato
📅︎ Oct 17 2017
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Two for one on my sister's new phone

My sister was showing off her new iPhone to my dad and me, since she finally broke her old phone after owning it for two years. I asked what happened to the old phone.

Sis: "Oh, I dropped my 4c and it broke the screen."

Me: "So you didn't foresee it happening?"

She rolled her eyes. My dad laughed, I laughed. I asked what she upgraded to.

Sis: "I got a 6s, it's the newest model."

Me: "So your day was a success?"

My sister was not pleased, but my dad was losing it, and he shook my hand. I think I have his blessing to become a dad.

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👤︎ u/Jordykins
📅︎ Nov 28 2015
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