If I had a Stable, I would be careful about my horses after sunset. If one of them escaped after sunset,

It would be a nightmare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kathegaara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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We need to be very careful about collapsing Wall Street so we don’t get crushed by Roof Street

Posted on shower thoughts first, they told me to bring it here. I should have thought of that first. Anyways here ya go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levainletlive
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Be careful: if you keep making these terrible puns...

...you could get be charged with 'assault with a dad-ly weapon'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Why does Homelander ("superhero") have to be careful not to jostle his milk?

He knows milkshakes bring The Boys to the yard.

Hopefully you're familiar with the comic/show

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndySkibba
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Rick Astley will never give it to you, so be careful.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spelan1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Be very careful out on the streets...

Because yesterday at around 7:30 pm a clown who was wearing a colourful sweatshirt, pulled out a pair of scissors and stared at me. Luckily I had enough agility and I pulled out a rock, because if I would have pulled out a paper, he would have won

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickerallen100
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why do you have to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs?

You have to be careful that you don’t step in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OGFreshmeatlover
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Be careful when you book your family camping trips; my wife was menstruating last time, and she couldn't enjoy herself at all...

... It certainly was an in tents period.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Be careful if you go swimming in Philosophy Lake.

It's deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quisenburg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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If you get in an accident and need to see a lawyer about it, just be careful..

They'll add consult to injury

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Be careful on the road, my friends!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eijensama
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Soory bad editing.But be careful guys.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crzyphoton
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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You gotta be careful getting into tennis, they have you buy a bunch of extra stuff you don’t need...

It’s a real racket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi-Im-new-at-this
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Why do you need to be so careful if you're learning about hot air ballooning as a hobby?

It's easy to get carried away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aelbaum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Be careful of stairs...

They always seem like they’re up to something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtfiction
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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You gotta be careful around warehouses.

Because during a full moon, they turn into a house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NightSkye0174
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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You really should be careful not to leave your coat laying around.

You never know when someone might jack it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2shack
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Be careful, it’s sharp
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicht-deutsch
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Be careful if you decide to breed rabbits

I've heard that it's a real hare raising experience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheerfulsith
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Be careful if you kids show an interest in winter sports...

It’s the start of a slippery slope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I heard the ticks are really bad this year. If you go outside, be careful...

Unless you like your Corona with Lyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brave_fellow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I told my Granddaughter be careful with that Chinese take out soup it’s heavy-

It’s Won-Ton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boipaul27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Warning: be careful of your Christmas trees,

You might get tinsel-itus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Be careful to not burst your bubble.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cardelol
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Waiter: Be careful, the plate is really hot.

You: No worries. I'm not really attracted to plates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose

He has 7 charges of armed Strobbery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Be careful with furry porn

Once you go down that rabbit hole...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xianthamist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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The waiter brought our food to the table. He placed my delicious-looking fajita plate in front of me and said, "Careful, this is gonna be hot"

So I asked him, "When?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CactusPearl21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Be careful about handling blocks of cheese.

Some of them might be sharp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Dad: Be careful standing near those trees. Me: Why? The sky is clear, there's no chance of lightning.

Dad: I don't know really, they just look kind of shady to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kpontop9
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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If you’re switching from liquid to bar soap, be careful...

It’s a slippery soap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runningwaterss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Be careful not to cross the street

Else you might be in for a ride. He is known to be rather vengeful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalinpoter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Copper better be careful, if Zinc shows up they could both be charged with battery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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In all seriousness, we have to be careful.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonotquite
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Be Careful Standing On One Leg At The ATM!!!!

Worst way to check your balance. crickets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Younggsergg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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"I've warned you to be careful - if you break your legs ...

don't come running to me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fruit_And_Nutcase
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Be careful, everyone! There’s a scammer who claims to sell anti-gravity devices.

I already fell for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TF79870
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Be careful when dating someone who has the flag of the USSR in their bedroom

It's a big red flag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rikeus
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Be careful of your thoughts.

They may become words at any moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Be careful picking strange AirPods up off the street

You might get hearing AIDS.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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Be careful around stairs...

They’re always up to something 🀨

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Be careful with stairs.

You never know what they are up to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Be careful of those trees over there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thc-Baker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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