If I had a Stable, I would be careful about my horses after sunset. If one of them escaped after sunset,
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We need to be very careful about collapsing Wall Street so we donβt get crushed by Roof Street
Posted on shower thoughts first, they told me to bring it here. I should have thought of that first. Anyways here ya go.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Be careful: if you keep making these terrible puns...
...you could get be charged with 'assault with a dad-ly weapon'.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Why does Homelander ("superhero") have to be careful not to jostle his milk?
He knows milkshakes bring The Boys to the yard.
Hopefully you're familiar with the comic/show
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Rick Astley will never give it to you, so be careful.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Be very careful out on the streets...
Because yesterday at around 7:30 pm a clown who was wearing a colourful sweatshirt, pulled out a pair of scissors and stared at me. Luckily I had enough agility and I pulled out a rock, because if I would have pulled out a paper, he would have won
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why do you have to be careful when itβs raining cats and dogs?
You have to be careful that you donβt step in a poodle.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Be careful when you book your family camping trips; my wife was menstruating last time, and she couldn't enjoy herself at all...
... It certainly was an in tents period.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Be careful if you go swimming in Philosophy Lake.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
If you get in an accident and need to see a lawyer about it, just be careful..
They'll add consult to injury
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Be careful on the road, my friends!
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Soory bad editing.But be careful guys.
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︎ Jun 14 2020
You gotta be careful getting into tennis, they have you buy a bunch of extra stuff you donβt need...
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︎ May 27 2020
Why do you need to be so careful if you're learning about hot air ballooning as a hobby?
It's easy to get carried away.
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︎ Jul 19 2020
Be careful of stairs...
They always seem like theyβre up to something.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
You gotta be careful around warehouses.
Because during a full moon, they turn into a house.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
You really should be careful not to leave your coat laying around.
You never know when someone might jack it.
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︎ Apr 21 2020
Be careful, itβs sharp
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︎ May 30 2019
Be careful if you decide to breed rabbits
I've heard that it's a real hare raising experience
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︎ Dec 18 2019
Be careful if you kids show an interest in winter sports...
Itβs the start of a slippery slope
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︎ Mar 21 2020
I heard the ticks are really bad this year. If you go outside, be careful...
Unless you like your Corona with Lyme.
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︎ Mar 21 2020
I told my Granddaughter be careful with that Chinese take out soup itβs heavy-
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︎ Mar 21 2020
Warning: be careful of your Christmas trees,
You might get tinsel-itus
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Be careful to not burst your bubble.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
Waiter: Be careful, the plate is really hot.
You: No worries. I'm not really attracted to plates.
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︎ Dec 20 2017
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strobbery
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︎ Nov 29 2019
Be careful with furry porn
Once you go down that rabbit hole...
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︎ Aug 09 2019
The waiter brought our food to the table. He placed my delicious-looking fajita plate in front of me and said, "Careful, this is gonna be hot"
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Be careful about handling blocks of cheese.
Some of them might be sharp.
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︎ Aug 05 2019
Dad: Be careful standing near those trees. Me: Why? The sky is clear, there's no chance of lightning.
Dad: I don't know really, they just look kind of shady to me.
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︎ Jun 26 2019
If youβre switching from liquid to bar soap, be careful...
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︎ Aug 19 2019
Be careful not to cross the street
Else you might be in for a ride. He is known to be rather vengeful
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︎ Apr 06 2019
Copper better be careful, if Zinc shows up they could both be charged with battery
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︎ Feb 24 2018
In all seriousness, we have to be careful.
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︎ Feb 20 2019
Be Careful Standing On One Leg At The ATM!!!!
Worst way to check your balance. crickets
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︎ Feb 28 2019
"I've warned you to be careful - if you break your legs ...
don't come running to me!"
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Be careful, everyone! Thereβs a scammer who claims to sell anti-gravity devices.
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Be careful when dating someone who has the flag of the USSR in their bedroom
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︎ May 12 2019
Be careful of your thoughts.
They may become words at any moment.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
Be careful picking strange AirPods up off the street
You might get hearing AIDS.
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︎ Jan 27 2019
Be careful around stairs...
Theyβre always up to something π€¨
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︎ Jan 21 2020
Be careful with stairs.
You never know what they are up to.
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︎ Jul 17 2019
Be careful of those trees over there
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︎ Nov 01 2018
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