Zoo Keeper Puns

...Guess you could say the zoo keeper got bamboozled!

.. Aww mane, no fur!

That it's bread in captivity.

Sorry.

A zoo-kini

“Yeahh mate no problem it’s bread in captivity”

The sign said bread in captivity

He seats himself at a table. The sight is so strange that the owner comes over personally and asks, "Can I help you?" The panda replies, "Do you have anything with bamboo?" The owner answers, "We have a few Chinese dishes that have bamboo." The panda says, "I'll just have the bamboo." So the owner heads to the kitchen and soon returns with a plate of bamboo. The panda eats every last morsel, then pulls out a pistol, fires it into the ceiling, and walks out. The owner is startled and completely confused, so he follows the panda all the way back to the zoo. When he finds the zoo keeper, he walks up and asks, "Do you have any idea what your panda just did? He came into my restaurant, ate a bunch of bamboo, pulled out a pistol, fired it into the ceiling, and walked out." The zoo keeper replied, "Well, of course, he's a panda; that's what they do." Then, when he saw the owner was still confused, added, "Haven't you ever read about pandas?" More confused than ever, the owner walks home. He gets out his old set of encyclopedias, dusts off the letter "P, " and turns to the entry on pandas: "The panda is a large mammal, native to China; it eats bamboo shoots and leaves."

So I've started dating this girl who works at the Zoo. Mum likes her too. She thinks she's a keeper...

when the snake pit was accidentally filled in. The zoo keeper said "it's terrible terrible news, now the snakes don't even have a pit to hiss in.

I work at a zoo on weekends. We were feeding the King Vultures their meat diets today.

The female almost always gets her meat stolen by the male, so we have to keep the male away while she eats the meat off the exhibit floor.

The other keeper wondered aloud why the male would want her food when he has the same thing waiting on his perch. I said "He must prefer ground beef."

Thank you.

I was at the zoo with my girlfriend, and we sat down and watched a show for seals and sea lions. The zoo keeper asked "Now what is one thing you can tell me about the California sea lion?" I raised my hand, she pointed to me, to which I answered "in California, we just call them sea lions."

I then got the "are you serious" stare from the zoo lady. GF groaned and hit me. Worth it.

The zoo keeper said it was bread in captivity.

I asked the zoo keeper why there was a baguette in a cage and he said it was bread in captivity!

The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.